Reveal something embarrassing about yourself.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by oddguy, Apr 19, 2013.

  1. oddguy

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    Tell us some deep, dark secret.

    No way this could backfire or come back to haunt you.
    Really!

    Go on...

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    I'm not sure if this counts but I was having sex with a vietnamese girl and half way through she just goes "your too big" gets off me rolls over and goes to sleep. The next morning she paid for my breakfast at this place thats sort of like denny's and while we were eating a piano version of Killer Queen was playing.
    the embarrassing part was that I almost put my dick in a damn dirty chink is what I'm saying
     
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    i did a track for easter called "cadburied alive" that was so bad i pulled it down.

    other than that im thankfully too drunk to remember shame exists and when i do, i just get drunk and laugh about it.
     
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    I regret nothing *honk honk*
     
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    I actually considered a serious response until I realized that OP didn't reveal shit.
     
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    You pulled that? I liked it.

    Can't really think of anything I haven't already posted in multiple other threads OPed by Oddyloo.
     
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    i once told someone i jacked it during the entire film of the little mermaid and they believed me.

    years later they told me they had been telling everyone that for those years.

    i guess i didnt care that much since i did take ecstacy and stick my cock in a jar of spiders.

    at this point i dont think any of the rumors about me are as outrageous as the shit ive actually done.

    at some point you just have to admit to yourself that shame is an alien concept you cannot feel and
    then just apologize occasionally for whatever it is you most certainly did to psychologically scar everyone.
     
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    That is not embarrassing, is a pretty noble activity.
     
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    I had this big IRL thing today for school and I said in a public speech that Palestine had a "non-observer status" by accident. I was very embarrassed.
     
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    I hope so.
     
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    Thank you.
     
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    hahaha as if I make serious threads.
     
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