Retarded movie idea #999998

Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by gert7, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. gert7

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    good shit for five am man
     
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    Wasn't there a commercial about this shit during the Superbowl?

    (1) It looked like Transformers.

    (2) I joked "this must be based off the board game". Truth is stranger than fiction.
     
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    Oh shit, I was pissed when I saw this trailer. I wondered, who sat down in front of the Battleship game and thought, "I should make a movie about this game. But not about naval battles, no, it would have to have.....ALIENS! FUCK YEAH."

    One of the worst fucking movie ideas ever.
     
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    Hell, If Real Steel could give me a good rockem sockem robots film. Then I'm putting out my hand for hope.
     
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    Agreed, but you'll know we'll probably see it unless there is something bigger coming out that week. I go to the Cinema once a week during spring-fall and am a huge movie buff.

    Awful trailers do not equal awful movies and vice-versa. I thought the trailer for MI3 (Tom Cruising) was horrible. But it was actually a good movie.

    I hate it when the best part of the movie is in the trailers......
     
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    They should remake Robojox.
     
  8. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    And actually give it a budget.
     
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    That is true, and hire some decent directors. But then again, even Michael Bay couldn't fuck up Robojox.
     
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    I got so fucking excited when I saw Real Steel previews I was like "fuck yeah rock em sock em robots movie" and then it was Real Fuckin Steel and I was over it. Now they CAN'T make a rock em sock em robots movie
     
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    Fuck no, I'm not spending $12 to see a movie that's shit. If there's nothing good out, I won't go to the movies. I haven't been going that often; the movies I've seen most recently were MI4, The Gray, and Ghost Rider 2 (Nic Cage is always a laugh). The tickets are too fucking expensive go just because.
     
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    Oh well, I'm Nigga rich so it's an indulgence of mine. I pay $8-10 (I go during matinee special).

    I meant MI4 in the above post, I thought that was a great movie. Can't wait for Ghost Rider to bomb and that no talent hack Nicolas Kim Coppola Cage to go Bankrupt. Who the fuck names their son Kal-el. Nick Cage does.
     
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    Damn. Well, I guess if I was rich, I'd throw my money away on movies too.

    Lol, I figured you meant MI4, MI3 was shit. MI4 was good, although I laughed every time Tom "Fudge-packer" Cruise hit his head. And Ghost Rider was shitty, the only reason I went is because my bf wanted to go (he paid too). I was laughing throughout most of the movie, especially when he was "going crazy" because of the "angel/demon/wtf ever it's supposed to be". The dialogue sucked and the story made no sense, but it was still funny because Nic Cage is fucking crazy.
     
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    You're on welfare?
     
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    I was a Finance Manager for a major telecommunications company and was fired after they found out about meh courts-martial for hacking. They did this when I applied for a promotion. Which was fine, because I was going to quit anyway.

    Now, I collect unemployment and make money off the internet, I got an extra $1,600 a month. My stated salary on my internet company - is nothing, I'm just a "board member". All that money is accumulating and I'll release funds after my unemployment runs out.
     
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    This pleases me, clearly everyone sees a transformers/battleship collection. Still going to see this fail though.
     
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    Hey, remember that they're also making The Sims, Where's Waldo, and Asteroids.

    Shall we firebomb Hollywood now?
     
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    Nothing of value would be lost.
     
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    "Nicolas Cage proudly presents Nicolas Cage starring Nicolas Cage as Nicolas Cage."
    "Written by Nicolas Cage."
    "Directed by Nicolas Cage."
    "Produced by Nicolas Cage."