Retarded Car Mods

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    Old people and niggers love modding their cars until they look like shit. Let's take a look at some stupid car mods.
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    In Traybons memory, I present:
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    This is what happens when you put your sedan on a bigass lift kit
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    I dont have any pics for this (use your imagination), my dad used to have this old ass GMC Vandura, and he painted it candy apple red, and put a ladder on it (for some reason) and painted the tires white, he got some of the paint on the rims so he (probably in a drunken stupor) decided to spray paint the rims white as well, the funniest thing he did was put these Yosemite Sam mudflaps on it that were designed for trailers (they were wider and longer), I guess after that he decided it still didnt look "cool" enough and he went ahead and put little lights on the bottom of each mudflap Green, White and Red, which he hooked up to the turn lights, anyway our driveway was at a 35 degree angle to the sidewalk so every time he reversed out he would crush the mudflaps/lights and get pissed off, until he had the great idea of backing out while my older brother and I held the mudflaps up, and so for about 2 or 3 years, sunshine, rain, snow, sleet, cold or hot, we had to hold those goddamn mudflaps up for him, till someone moar Mexican than him bought that van off of him, for like 1000 bucks more than it was worth.
     
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    this how u spend internet time. log off. the dicks aren't sucking themself
     
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    Holy shit that sounds hilarious. Did you ever tell him how stupid he and his car were?
     
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    Once when I was like 6, he had botched the paint job (he painted it himself with spraycans) and I said "se ve bien feo" (it looks ugly) and he made me get on the roof to sand it down with a couple sheets of sander paper, it took me like two weeks to get it "just right", and I did it in the rain and sunshine =[

    Afterward he repainted it (himself, but in a booth), but I learned not to make fun of his inventions, since he worked at a yacht building company (he got paid good but was uber jew about his shekels) he would bring back all kinds of cool (sometimes shitty) stuff made out of carbon fiber (he was a molder), from fishing rods to coasters and cup holders, he also stole a shitload of that silk rope, some of which I then used for tying up one of my ex's who was into BDSM :)
     
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    Not putting in a speedo that goes to 300

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    Spoilers are like memes because every kid (mistakenly) thinks they're hip and trendy by slapping them on any vehicle, yet only the truly kool kids know how to make them work.
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    I don't even know what the owner was trying to do here
     
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    The best part of this story is, at the end, someone else wanted the fucking abomination. Moar Mexican is right. Ay dios mio.
     
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    This one always makes me laugh
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    How did you get a photo of Tom Preston's car?
     
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    Thats not funny
     
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    I think Lyle's seen this at least 100,000,000 times
     
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    100,000,001 now :(
     
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    I present to you: The Dodge Mentally Challeng[ed]: 1382127104231.
    This made me mad. Challengers are fine vehicles and do not deserve such blatant disrespect.
     
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    Everyone with a spoiler should be shot
     
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