Retard Loses Life Savings On Carnival Game only wins a stuffed banana with dreadlocks

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    That is one expensive sex toy.
     
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    Something tells me he has been that sucker more than once in his life.
     
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    I like how he's 30 and his life savings only amounted to that much
     
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    Lol, well done.
     
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    Xbox Kinect.

    That's the problem. If it was a real carnival toss game, you'd have bigger chances to win because your arm actually follows your orders.

    He'd fuck that simpsons-looking pillow like he's Homer fucking Simpson
     
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    The prize was a kinect, the game was real. He lost because the only people that 'win' expensive prizes at shitty fairground games happen to work there.

     
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    He had better have had sex with it.
     
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    I wonder why he found the game so apeeling.
     
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    oh okay.

    But he won, didn't he? He should've got that Kinect instead of Jamaican Dildo Spengbab
     
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    I'm more amazed that this guy only saved less than 3 grand as a life savings. That's not even 2 months rent and groceries.
     
  18. ClapYourClam

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    That banana is baked.
     
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    Whew, been there. Although I was 12 at the time...
     
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    That guy just went full banana. You should never go full banana.

    He didn't want everyone to think he was yellow-bellied.
     
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    Your puns are Jamaican me crazy.
     
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    You know we joke around about this but maybe the banana talked him into it after he got stoned. That's plausible.
     
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    I only wish that weed could coerce stuffed Rastafarian fruit into being sentient; however, that is not the case.
    Since you are always in the pursuit of knowledge, you should try it and see the effects for yourself. :D
     
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    Stoned means he could've been under the influence of any drug, including alcohol.
     
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    Hardly. In the common slang, stoned means you've either been smoking weed or doing another drug such as heroine. I've never heard of anyone saying they're stoned off alcohol.
     
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    You did until your ignorance was exposed, u cheater :D
     
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    I agree with both of you.
    When you he that 300$ he should have just pealed off, then he wouldn't have slipped.
     
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