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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    I need a drawing of a baby with a stubble, tophat, monocle (optional) and a CIGAR. This may or may not go towards plastering my old school with CIGARSEX for some revenge scheme.
     
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  2. Harpoons

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    Draw one then you lazy little faggot.
     
  3. TwoStar

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    EDF Hero

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    Please do it yourself.
     
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  5. oddguy

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    no man.
    you do it.
    your art is the best !
     
  6. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I can't draw. The only programs I have is Paint and Gimp.
     
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  8. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    TERRIBLE 0/100
     
  9. TwoStar

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    Are you jealous?
     
  10. oddguy

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    she totally is bro.
     
  11. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    >implying i'm a girl
     
  12. oddguy

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    i don't know.
    sometimes you post as a girl,sometimes a boy.
    sometimes both simultaneously.
    i'm just throwing dice by now to decide which gender should i reply to.
     
  13. TwoStar

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    These frequent sex changes are getting on my nerves. Figure out what genetalia you want and stick with it.
     
  14. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I'm whatever I want, bby
     
  15. TheDude2894

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    I'm assuming you're not man enough to have a penis or a vagina.
     
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    This is more than you probably deserve, but I figure I am a newfag, and should therefore make an attempt to suck up to people and curry favor with them. Plus, I sincerely believe you are the girl in that photo, and will probably have cybersex with me at some point.

    Here ya go:

    [​IMG]
     
  17. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Not VECTOR enuff, too manly

    0/10
     
  18. oddguy

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    you have no talent.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  21. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    "Not vector enough?"

    What the fuck, do you need it to be fucking scalable or something? If that was the case, you should have clearly stated so when you hired me to do this job.

    "Not vector enough" indeed, because you know what application I used to create this drawing? I used this very powerful application known as drawing with a pen on a piece of paper like the good Lord intended.
     
  23. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    It needs to look good on a SHIRT, fuckass.
     
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    Then why didn't you mention that in your OP?
     
  25. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    because i'm cool like that OKAY
     
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    Let's face it little lady, I delivered exactly what you specified, and now you owe me some cybersex. Turn on your webcam.
     
  27. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    you want dat shota cock don't you
     
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    No, small cock is not satisfying.