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  1. wretchedgretchen

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    Ok so the shower is really shitty in this jail and you have to wedge a plastic chair up against the button to keep it on.

    I see you coming towards me with your overly masculine body hair and begin to get aroused myself

    I pull you toward me and start kissing you while our weiners gently rub together.

    All of a sudden the hot water runs out.
     
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  2. wretchedgretchen

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  3. kurisu

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    The hot water ends up not making a difference. The heat created between my bear-like torso, your pail-white skin, and your patchy strawberry blonde chest hair could create enough heat to make even Plutos moon; Charon inhabital by man The Amazon's most fragile and delicate Brazilian flower.

    We retire to our respective bunks on complete opposite ends of the pod, but our minds keep racing with thoughts about our Velcro like entanglement earlier...
     
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  4. wretchedgretchen

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    All across the room is the sound of snoring, bedfarts, and black people reading the bible. You start to pick up a distinctive sound, like a pshh pshh pshh, coming from the direction of my quad.

    I've got an erection and I'm trying to hide my stroking it under the paper thin blanket. It doesn't help that they leave the lights on all night. The creepy child molestor lookin old dude is watching me.

    I'm starting to think about what @kurisu's pubes would feel like it my mouth and it makes my cock even harder.
     
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  5. Sinep

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    holy fuck just stop this is really autistic pls kill yourself
     
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  6. kurisu

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    You had me at snoring and bedfarts.

    DADDY'S ALL PENT UP, LET'S FREAK
     
  7. uberfukken

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    Acknowledged
     
  8. wretchedgretchen

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    Why didn't you take mine?
    So what does your body hair smell like when you get all up innit?

    Anyways the jail scenario...

    I can't stop thinking about you so I tear out page 143 of Call of the Wild and write you a love letter in the margins using what little I have left of the 2 inch pencil issued at check in. The letter reads:

    To my lover @kurisu,

    I have received two letters from you at once. In one of these you scolded me and pointed out that I had written a sentence carelessly; in the other, however, you strove to encourage my efforts with praise. Yet I protest to you by my health, by my mother's and yours, that it was the former letter which gave me the greater pleasure, and that, as I read it, I cried out again and again O happy that I am! Are you then so happy, someone will say, for having a teacher to show you how to write a maxim more deftly, more clearly, more tersely, more elegantly? No, that is not my reason for calling myself happy. What, then, is it? It is that I learn from you to speak the truth. That matter – of speaking the truth – is precisely what is so hard for Gods and men . . . .

    Farewell, my good @kurisu my best of jailhouse lovers. I rejoice, best of orators, that you have so become my friend.

    @wretchedgretchen
     
  9. uberfukken

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  10. kurisu

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    Uh.

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    you can take the boy out of the homo, but not the homo out of the boy
     
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  12. tchalla

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    Can someone take away all of my medals too and pls change my title to "androidkin"

    EDIT: Thank you forum overlords <3
     
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  13. Math Potatoes

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    He is a boy and yet he is also a fish

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    can my title be
    "He is a boy and yet he is also a fish"
     
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  14. wretchedgretchen

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  15. Math Potatoes

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    He is a boy and yet he is also a fish

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    awww
     
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  16. ilovejesus69

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  17. Math Potatoes

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    All of my dreams are coming true <3
     
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  18. wretchedgretchen

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  19. FlamingTofuSquare

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    Would like to add subtitles to two of my existing medals that I forgot to write the first time around.

    For "Soul Man", please have it read "This user is on a Mission from God."

    For "Ghost Boner", please have it read "This user's nether regions are haunted."
     
  20. lotic

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    I'd like the following badge. Thanks!

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  21. kurisu

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    Spooky ass pumpkin nigga
     
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  22. DrunknTriscuit

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    Can one have more than one (1) of the same medal?

    If you responded to the previous question [yes]:
    I move that Gretchen recieve many more bitchslaps in his awards.

    Thank you.
     
  23. wretchedgretchen

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    It's ok little guy, I see you there.
     
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  24. Dildo Baggins

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    Can you make this a badge please?
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    Description: This user worships Bob and should be given a constant supply of slack.
     
  25. ilovejesus69

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    Can you find one with a transparent background? I've been drinking and don't feel like doing the leg work myself.
     
  26. Math Potatoes

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    Untitled-1.
    is this passapble
     
  27. Gayligula

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    No
     
  28. Dildo Baggins

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    this one better?
     
  29. wretchedgretchen

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    MP is better
     
  30. Gayligula

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    No its not