i had some republicans show up on my doorstep today while i was redressing a doll & in my nightgown. they were doing a survey.... i think people would be nicer if she wasn't wearing a romney pin. i saw that & was like "WTF are you doing on my doorstep- go the hell away!" and i'm sure they were like "WTF? why are you still in your nightgown & have a half naked doll in your hands." i think i scared them.. which is good... i don't want republicans on my doorstep... i don't want to lose my street cred.
One time I answered the door to a couple of Mormons in my towel, I told them I'd brb let me get dressed, I guess dropping the towel as I walked off didn't mesh well with them, they were gone when I came back.
Once, some Jehovah's Witnesses came knocking. Failing to remember where I left the 12 gauge, I told them to GTFO. My story isn't as cool as Trixie's.
