Reporter Fired For Open Mike Flub, Now Bartender

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  1. MrGask

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    He should go fuck himself.

    Also, the minimum wage thing is really misleading. US federal law allows employers to pay employees $2.23 an hour (or some other similar number) if they're tipped, but if the employee's total earned money doesn't average out to be above federal minimum wage at the end of some time period, the employer has to compensate the employee to make up the difference. So, he can never legally only earn $2.23 an hour.

    Which is why when pizza delivery drivers or waiters pull the "I'd only make $2 without tips, tip me please" bullshit, you should tell them to fuck themselves for either being lying cunts or being too stupid to learn the law in regards to their own salary.
     
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    Kind of figured it was something like that, but didn't want to look it up.
     
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    The corporate bosses were too goddamn harsh in firing the guy. He says fuck ONCE and people are OH NOES HE SAID A SWEAR WORD!! I've worked in TV broadcasting and mistakes like this happen ALL THE TIME. Ah, what do I care. I keep getting distracted by ge5undhe17's animated gif in this thread. Fuck... oops, gb2bartending.
     
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    Just like what he said on air, it's gay fuckin shit.
     
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    I spotted that right off the bat too, the stupidity really sticks out. The real issue with minimum wage is that corporations control every aspect of the market that can be and workers have none. This control is backed by the US gov, unemployment numbers are goals of our government because when full employment was in full swing employer would actually make the complaint that they had to be nice to their workers or they would leave.

    Business owners actually bitched that if they didn't treat their employees with respect and provide a healthy work environment they'd just pick up and take their labor elsewhere. For a time the markets bitched a good while about how competition is the deadly poison destroying our economy, when employers have to compete for cheap not-so-cheap labor that is. Mexicans fixed that problem right quick, @HeliosOne
     
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    Da fuck are you talking about Talbert? Take your meds before you post please.

    If workers would realize that their only hopes against mechanization and scabs are education and unionization, they might be able to combat their unemployment more effectively. It would go a long way toward helping unions if they stopped rolling over to get buttfucked at every opportunity and went back to the old Hoffa type tactics of violent protest.

    Some other pseudo-intellectial rhetoric goes here<<<<<<<<

    The reason this tool got fired is because this was his first broadcast. He was obviously not prepared for it, as we see in the clip. It reminds me of the "boom goes the dynamite" kid.
    Had he been prepared, instead off thinking he could just go live and wing it, he would probably still have his job.
    Veterans in their field can typically get away with much more than someone fresh out of college. The whole "last hired, first fired" bit.

    Edit: just realized I used the wrong "mic."
     
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    And now we have to compete against people from El Salvador, Nicaragua, Honduras and a lot of nations in Central America where people work for even less and companies have even more privileges than in Mexico where the War on Drugs is taking its toll on foreign companies :(
     
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    I guess there is really no way to isolate yourself from the suffering of your fellow man, try telling that to the jews.
     
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    YOU ENJOY TAKING OTHERS' HEARTS AND FEELINGS AND NOT ONLY HURTING THEM, BUT RIPING THEM INTO TINY PIECES AND EATING THEM LIKE THEY WERE DORITOS CHIPS!

    YOU EAT PEOPLES' BUTTHURT DORITOS WITH NO REMORSE!
     
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    I think he was also a terrible reporter.
     
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    IKR? With "Anderson Cooper" is the gold standard what should we expect?
     
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