You were masturbating, and you got the urge to shove something up your ass. You tried using a drumstick but you couldn't get it in. You rubbed some saliva on the stick and then you shoved it up your anus. It felt so good, and then it started stinging like hell. You pulled out the drumstcik and started jacking off your raging hard boner. You decide to find some lubricant. You go downstairs to the bathroom and find this. You smear it on the drumstick and return to your bedroom. You curl up on your bed in a submissive position and insert the drumstick into your anus. A bit of precum leaks out of your massive raging boner as you push the stick back and forth into your anus. All of a sudden, YOUR ASS IS REPLACED BY FIRE. YOU GET YOUR BURNING ASS TO THE BATHROOM AND START SHITTING OUT THE CACTUS MILK SHOWER GEL LIKE FUCK. YOU SHIT POOP YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IN YOUR BOWELS. ALL WHILE JACKING OFF FURIOUSLY. AS YOU SHIT, YOU JIZZ BUCKETS AND THE BATHROOM IS COVERED IN SHIT AND CUM. YOU KEEP JACKING AND YOU FUCKING CUM BUCKETS ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND THE TOILET IS COMPLETELY COVERED IN SHIT. Anyone else done this?