Relaxin' with a nice beer

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  1. Helix

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    Ain't nothin' better after a hard days work, if you ask me. My friends think beer tastes gross, but they're all a bunch of American pussys. Who else here fuckin' loves beer?
     
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    Your friends are faggots.
     
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    Yeah, that's what I said too! Basically, they'll just drink it to get drunk, so they think it's pointless if there's any hard liquor available. I like the taste of vodka plain, which they don't understand but they'll still do it with me. All they like is pussy mixed drinks
     
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    thats because it reminds them of the capri sun they drank for lunch
     
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    better be an ipa
     
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    I usually keep corona extra, blue moon, or Ichibans around if I can. I really like belgian beers, but they're always expensive.
     
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    I love beer.

    IPA, Lager, or a nice big bitter.

    some of the Jap beers can be good - crisp and clean when you're in the mood.
     
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    I hate beer... I also hate football and pussy.
     
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    Especially if it's sunny. As above, I do enjoy all types of beer. For some strange reason, I'm not fussed about any that come in brown bottles.

    People who only drink to get drunk always baffle me, but then I've met people who only eat because they are hungry.
     
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    Same here. Except for the "hard days work" part.
     
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    I hate IPA snobs. "Blah blah blah taste the bitter hoppiness combined with tangy citrus notes. Blah blah blah it's refreshing. Blah blah blah blah blah I have better taste than you."

    Dark beer is the shit. Get me a case of dopplebock and watch me whip out my cock. Shit's delicious. Scotch Ale and Bourbon Ale are also awesome. Stout is awesome.

    Fuck all that. Beer in general is awesome. I don't have the money to be of discriminating taste.
     
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    "Beer in general is awesome"

    Fucking oath.

    A good dark stout (with cheeky chocolate undertones, and just a hint of raspberry, which if you can't taste, makes you a less sophisticated and valuable person than I) can be the nectar of the gods - you go into a dim pub on a cold evening, order and watch the barmaid (who, in this story, has ample and nicely displayed bosoms) do the initial pull, and let it rest. The anticipation builds (for the beer, and possibly the barmaid). She returns, finished the pull, and delivers the goods.

    You let it rest until the head is perfectly formed.

    You take that first pull.

    Ahhhhh.

    There are few things better. (and you've even temporarily forgotten about the barmaids tits)
     
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    I like a good Guiness.
     
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    Prefer vodka, sorry.
     
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    Then get the fuck out of this thread, you potato drinking heathen.
     
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    Don't get me wrong, as a Finn vodka composes about 60% of my blood, but comparing the two is like comparing apples and oranges-- they're each awesome in their own ways.
     
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    If you're drinking hard liquor, it should be whiskey. The shit actually tastes good.

    If you're making mixed drinks, you should be going with gin because it's cheap as shit. I'm in the banker's club.
     
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    My love of American Malt Liquor is nearly as well known here as the fact that @zaiger has a Casey Anthony fetish or that @Edgeworth is really straight, but I do enjoy regular beer too. Preferably Guinness, Tusker, Pilsner Urquell or Czechvar.
     
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    DAMN, that's what it was called. I fucking love that beer, but I haven't had it since the last time I was over at my dads. He always has a case of pilsner lying around.
     
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    It's damn good. The Czechs make great beer, as good as the Germans, Brits and Belgians (not including EmilyPlays) do.

    Dutch beer is pretty much overrated, since Heineken and Amstel are targeted to Americunts and are as authentic of a European beer as Taco Bell is to real Mexican food or Domino's is representative of a quality New York pizza.
     
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    Speaking of European shit. Ever had one of these?
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    Never seen these outside of Finland, but holy fuck are they good. I mean, I could drink these by the pack err' day. Lonkerot on vittu hyvää.
     
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    Nobody beats the Bavarians. Beer, chocolate and cheese. What else do you need? Belgian beer almost negates the evilness of the country.
     
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    Truth. Belgium is definitely evil. Did ya know that outed pedophile tranny/first ediot banned on EDF2 @Emily was Belgian? There's more than just that though.

    Never have. I will try any alcohol once unless it's not "alcohol", I'd try one of these for sure.
     
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    Shit's so tasty. It's basically mildly flavored bear. It's kind of like the booze equivalent of a grape swisher or something
     
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    Now you are making me even thirstier...
     
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    Hey now, vodka AND whiskey are my poisons. I can't really stomach anything else sadly, except tequila (when it's mixed in something else or a margarita).
     
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    I drank a pint of Jose Cuervo once and woke up in four-point leather restraints.
     
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    What're you? A dirty sorority slut?
     
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    IPAs are the best. Fuck the snobbery of flavor and hoppiness and all that bullshit. IPAs get you drunk really fast especially if you shell out $10 or more for a six pack. Any of you tried to make your own? It's easy and if you don't fuck it up it's cheaper and tastes amazing.
     
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    hehehehe