Recruitment drive.

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by Baya Rae 4900, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Same old faces, day in, day out. I would like us to have a recruitment drive. Basically, we try to get people we know to join EDF. Whether they're friends or not is irrelevant as lulz is lulz. (LULZ FOR THE LULZ GOD.) Now I'm pretty sure that most of us were trolls at one point or another. It's time to put that charm to use. We should target other forums because the people who are most likely to become active members of EDF are those who're already established at other forums.

    Also, I'm thinking of making a FaceBook account and adding everyone here. Is this a good idea or not?
     
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    That's such a fucking terrible idea The Member Formerly Known As Baya I really honest to god hope someone thows a house brick at your face.
     
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    I don't. I prefer my face remain unbricked. Also, does it have to be a house brick?
     
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    A whole lot of us are already on FB. I don't really know anyone outside the forums anymore anyway.
     
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    I support 'poons idea of hurling bricks at thumbo's face. I would say it's hurlers choice as to house brick, cinder block, etc.

    But anything that brings in new users is good. Even if they are faggots (or psycho whores etc).
     
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    Really, we should probably just work on retention (I AM NOT GOING TO HELP WITH THIS!), as anyone that seems relatively normal usually just makes a newbie thread and then is never heard from again.
     
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    Are you going to help with retention?

    You were a little unclear on this.
     
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    Wow, that's really sad.

    It might have something to do with the abuse dished out in newfag threads. And the dick pics.
     
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    Good to hear.
     
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    There'll never be any new members.

    With a terrible layout and a community so acidic the even looking at them causes your corneas to liquefy.

    This place will dry up like a scab and blow into the wind like volcanic ash. And as the ashes dance freely in the sky, I shall eternally walk after them, for there but for the grace of God go I.
     
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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya, no. Nobody wants your shitty friends here. No one wants my shitty friends, or anyone else's shitty friends here either.
     
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    >Be me
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    I don't really bother with IRL people for socializing anymore. When I need to have fun, I have enough IRL friends to accomplish this. I also have a tendency to make OL friends IRL friends quickly @Sugar Bombs :preston:
     
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    I already do this. Around the area where I live, I examine prospective candidates and try to determine whether they would be a good fit. Often the most troubling aspect is consistency. This to say, that people may make an account but don't use it frequently. Other than that, I immediately reject any who wear their faggotry on their chest with pride (super bronies, ultra furries, quantum niggers, so gays, women on internets, etc.)
     
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    I'm down for organized shitfloods. I think trashing forums will be the best way to make new friends.

    You already have two

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/The Member Formerly Known As Baya-Rae-49k-is-Gay/352657788183323
    https://www.facebook.com/pages/The ...ae-Search-Rescue-Task-Force-5/425955807493768
     
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    If they begin a counter attack, inform @Meepsheep and I. We will deal with websites that resist our recruitment drive.
     
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    Everybody is tsundere for you, bro.
     
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    I just want to state for the record that my support for this is long established and not some willy nilly woo-hoo like bennie babies or powdered milk.

     
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    But if we have more members, there's a chance we'll end up with another The Member Formerly Known As Baya, Scumhook, Oddguy, or even another Zaiger, and who really wants that?
     
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    If things dont improve im moving to IRC
     
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    Everybody here, apparently.

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    I think we should target feminists in the hopes of getting lulz as well as the occasional "fit mad bitch on the internet" like Comicbookgirl19
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    (omg the things I would do)