I'm going to do it anyway. My only pet right now is an orange (Brit: ginger) cat called Ginger, named that because no one gave enough shits to give him a creative name. He's ten now. I also had another cat, a tabby called Tabs (creativity, mother-fuckers), who was the same age as Ginger. He kamikaze'd out of a tree about seven years ago (and didn't land on his feet, the dumb fuck). He spent a lot of time on my bed, so I assume he had a good reason for ending it all. Both of them together: ^ They were such happy kittens, especially when my psychotic, Snorlax of a brother was holding them. Then, about five years ago, we had three kittens and their whore of a mother make a home in our backyard. We caught them, fed them, <s>pissed them off</s> and eventually found them homes. I called them Adam, Lawrence and Hoffman, because at the time I was a huge Saw-fan for some reason. No one could tell them apart anyway. ^ Fuck, our sink is filthy. So, yeah. Post pictures of your pets here, I guess. Mostly cats, because those are the only animals the internet cares about. This is the right thread for this shit, right?