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On the Kinsey Scale, where are you

  1. 0 - Penis goes in Vagina

    15.0%
  2. 1 - Penis mostly goes in Vagina

    35.0%
  3. 2 - Penis goes in the pink but also enjoys the stink

    15.0%
  4. 3 - LIke a restaruant kitchen door, I swing both ways

    5.0%
  5. 4 - Semi-homo, partly Hetero

    5.0%
  6. 5 - If too many penises go into vaginas, I feel sick

    5.0%
  7. 6 - I'm so flaming, I light BBQ's with my breath

    20.0%
  1. scumhook

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    0- Exclusively heterosexual with no homosexual
    1- Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
    2- Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
    3- Equally heterosexual and homosexual
    4- Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
    5- Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
    6- Exclusively homosexual

    Sauce: http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/research/ak-hhscale.html

    OK, pretty much all of you cunts are faggots, but are you real faggots or just faggotty faggots?
     
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    Lol heterosexual anal sex isn't about being gay, it is about dominance.
     
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    I picked "1". I have no particular prejudice against cock, I've just never seen one I'd like to put in my mouth, is all.
     
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    I had an interesting discussion with @TheBrickBalls about this. He's been banging his straight mates and helping them satisfy their wimminz.

    I still have a mental block about one bloke shoving his cock up another blokes arse, and it not being gay; but I'm open to learning (unlike my arsehole, which is remaining firmly closed).
     
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    by the way, this is already shaping up to be a quality thread, scummy.
     
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    Thanks Helix.

    Your validation means more to me than mere words can express.

    And yes, I have no illusions about my ability to create quality.
     
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    It may just be the ganja warping my normally keen powers of observation, but do I detect a slight hint of sarcasm in this post?
     
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    I think so, too. But I am also high.

    Oh and 001000101100101100
     
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    Just a hint, my fuzzy mate.

    I wish I was ripped now. Do a cone for me.
     
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    I don't fucking know I'm high, and so are your expectations.
     
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    I should have just made the poll about how high you are, rather than how much cock you want up your arse.
     
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    Would of been more popular, imho. I'm surprised E hasn't busted in here and try to rape us all yet, though.

    Edit: Nice pole edit. But still no homo.
     
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    Oh, that actually reminds me. I haven't rolled a cone joint in ages. I may just take you up on that if I don't come down and fall asleep first.
     
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    Penis MOSTLY goes in vagina...because blowjobs and surprise buttsecks are also AWESOME.
     
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    Homosexuality is wrong and gross.
     
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    Penis goes in vacuum cleaner... fml :(
     
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    incest too are not acceptable.
     
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    Depends on how drunk your sister is, and if she's got a nice rack/nice arse.
     
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    Surprise buttseck can turn shitty. Fast.

    Wat
     
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    Especially if the recipient of the surprise (i.e. penis) has eaten a hot vindaloo and the spicy brown shower is almost ready to burst forth...
     
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    Nice thread.

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    Oh, I forgot to add: this week, obviously 6
     
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    I do so ever love a nice cozy vagina but there are just some thoughts and emotions that are best expressed by a hard, unrelenting, hate filled, violent ride down the shit slide.
     
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