Rate my cock.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Insub., Jan 11, 2012.

  1. Insub.

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    Welcome to my circle-jerk thread. Rate my cock 1-10.
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  2. Rev

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  3. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    haha its been mutilated
    negative 55
     
  4. Insub.

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    How has it been mutilated?
     
  5. Bottom Feeder

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    There was this black guy who posted his weeks ago, now that was impressive. Thanks for playing.
     
  6. Dr. Rice

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    I have no reference point to figure out how big it is. A thumb doesn't really mean much since thumbs vary in size. Also I need a picture of your face next to your penis so I can visualize the cock to man ratio.
     
  7. Insub.

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    2.5 inches thick, 6 inches long. 5'7 tall.
     
  8. zaiger

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    Get the fuck out of here. This place is not regressing to rate-my-cock threads.
     
  9. Weezus Christ

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    but it just did
     
  10. Heskett

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    It wasn't a good-looking cock anyway.
     
  11. Helix

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    go to hell.
     
  12. TheBrickBalls

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    Are Negi and I the only posters here who showed the forums our penises?
     
  13. Heskett

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    Seen Negi's, not your's. Perhaps we need a REMINDER?
     
  14. zaiger

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    Yeah and this guy.
    Gee you sure replied pretty quickly.
     
  15. Khanzer

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    I give a 6.
     
  16. TheBrickBalls

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  17. Heskett

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    Better than Insub's but still not really that great-looking.
     
  18. Rev

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    Why you gotta hate on me?
     
  19. swishy

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    THIS IS NOT CLEVER OR ORIGINAL
     
  20. zaiger

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    I lol'd
     
  21. Dr. Rice

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    Sometimes I want to get a tiny crown and place it on top of the head of my penis. Not really a fetish thing, but I think it would look cool.
     
  22. TheBrickBalls

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    Then go right ahead and do it. This is the thread for it obviously. I prefer this thread to truly match its description, rather than the bullshit op put in his post.
     
  23. Dr. Rice

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    I don't have a crown. I could make one, but it just wouldn't feel right. It has to be real gold, nothing less for my penis!
     
  24. TheBrickBalls

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    Do you know any married men who are completely cool with you putting their wedding bands on the tip of your dick?
     
  25. Seku

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    Yeah, bitches love my cock. Here's a pic of me fucking some trick from Venice Beach.

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  26. oddguy

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    WOW ! NEVER HERD THAT PUN BEFORE !!!
     
  27. darren

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    I think it's a fine looking bird, impressive plumage.
     
  28. CallMeMaggot

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    Isn't it lovely?
     
  29. zaiger

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  30. CallMeMaggot

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    nope, haha

    lol