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    Q. How do you get a niglet to stop jumping on the bed?
    A. Put velcro on the cieling

    Q. Why do police dogs chew their own asshole?
    A. To get the taste of nigger out of thier mouthes

    Q. Why do niggers smell like shit?
    A. So blind people know to hate them

    Q: Why are black people afraid to go to sleep?
    A: It is because the last nigger to have a dream got shot.

    Q. How do you get a jewish girls number?
    A. Roll up her sleeve
     
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    What's the difference between santa and a jew?
    Santa goes down the chimney.

    Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

    No? Neither have they.
     
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    Q. how do you kill 100 mexicans?
    A. Blow up their van

    Q. What is white on top, and black on the bottom?
    A. Society

    Q. How do you starve a nigger?
    A. Put his foodstamps in his workboots

    Q. What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
    A. Stop laughing and reload

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    Racism is bad. White peoples hatred towards blacks results in millions of black women not being raped... This must stop.
     
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    I don't know why but both of these ganged up to make me laugh harder than I ever have.

    I couldn't stop coughing and laughing and I almost died.
     
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    A black guy, a jew, and a mexican walk into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out".
     
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    Don't be fooled. He is just making a new kind of kool-aid.
     
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    Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?
    A: A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

    Q: What's the difference between an eye-tie grandmother and an elephant?
    A: 50 pounds and a black dress.

    Q: Why do dagos wear gold chains around their necks?
    A: So they know where to stop shaving.


    Q: What do you call a Mexican riding a lawnmower?
    A: Promoted.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Polish burglar.

    Q: Juan, Carlos, and Paco all jump off a cliff to see who lands first. Who wins?
    A: Society.

     
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    Wonderful. It's like living racism. Tough times for the negroes, both before MLK and after.

    What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
    Black power.
    What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
    White power.
    What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
    Grand Theft Auto.

    How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
    Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway.

    What do u say if it's pitch dark in your room and your TV starts to move?
    Drop it, nigger.
     
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    An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

    The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.

    He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

    The teller said, "Fluctuations."

    The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
     
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    Why are niggers so good at basketball?
    The ball is easy to steal when you aren't being shot at

    Why are Mexican births so quick?
    They're used to fitting through tight spaces

    What do you call a white guy in a suit at court? A district attorney
    What do you call a jew in a suit at court? A defense attorney
    What do you call a nigger in a suit at court? First conviction

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    A black man walks into a bar and the bartender turns off the TV.
    He asks why, and the bartender says, "It's Black Entertainment Television."

    'Cause the screen is black, har har, puns
     
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    One of a plane's engine fails, and the pilot informs one of the stewardesses that, to lighten the load of the plane, some people would have to be thrown out.

    The stewardess walks into the cabin and informs the passengers. She explains that she will call off peoples' races by alphabetical order, and people of each race called will be thrown out of the plane.

    She begins with 'African Americans.'

    No one raises their hand.

    'Black people.'

    No one raises their hand.

    'Colored folk.'

    Again, no one raises their hand.

    A little black kid asks his mother, 'mom, aren't we african americans, black people, and colored folk?'

    She replies: 'No, son; today, we're niggers. We go after the Mexicans.'
     
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    Anyone noted the "rascist" in this thread?

    Dumb niggers
     
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