In yet another "stunning" loss for promoter Harold Camping, an old fag who is never right, the re-Rapture Rematch, meant to undo the defeat of his previous May 21 2011 Rapture Match, was again thwarted by the savior of mankind, the Macho Man Randy Savage! After Jesus' first round fall in last May's highly publicized bout, JC's father, long-time manager and ex-Wrestler of the B.C Federation, "the Almighty" G.O.D, challenged the Macho Man to a rematch: this time a one-on-one, no holds-barred, no time limit, Golden Gated Cage Match against his son, set 10 days before Halloween, and only 9 days before Devil's Night. Once again, the savior of earth, Macho Man Randy Savage, delivered a world saving blow to the persistent face-turned-heel, Jesus "Almighty" Christ, and then to JC's manager, "the Almighty" G.O.D, who broke his own laws by entering the ring behind the 'Man, cheaply wielding a chair, to boo's from the audience during the exclusive, had-to-be-there, Golden Gate Cage Match of the century!! AS IF ONCE WASN'T ENOUGH, Randy Savage again proved that he was just too Macho for heaven to stop! As an angelic choir blasted his signature entrance music, 'Pomp and Circumstance,' the Spider climbed the top rope of the Gate, hoisting above his head, to thunderous adulation, his hard fought Trans Inter-Dimensional Title Belt, which for a long moment outshone even the celestial Light of God! Mankind's fate was again slated: Once more, to snap into our slim jims and shout thanks to our Savage savior! OOOOOHH YEEAAA!!!