Raptor Jesus & Longcat Preaching

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  1. CaptianLulzTroll

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    Today we will discuss the creation of lulz:

    In 2101, war was beginning there where two lords of everything: Raptor Jesus and Long-cat. Long-cat said to Raptor Jesus "There is no entertainment here." , so RJ created a series of tubes called the internets, and then he created 4chan, but lo, Longcat was like "Who will raep those who are fags on the internets?" so then they created Anon and therefore, lulz. Lulz was the sideproduct of Anon's wrath. Then Long-cat made dA because the lulz entertained him and it was a breeding ground of drama, and therefore, lulz. RJ rejoiced! Then the created two more things: people and faggots. Then he mutated some of the fags to be different: Furfags, dAfags and such.

    Next Sunday, I will preach about frunz.
     
  2. Dancingfatkid

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