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  1. A Fucking Box

    A Fucking Box
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    Slip on some butter
    Dick erect, points at her cunt:
    Accidental fuck
     
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  2. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Pedophile

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    No food in the bed
    don't cross the streams you homo
    food is food, no fuck
     
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  3. A Fucking Box

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    Covered the mouth and butt
    Feels sort of like safety, but
    Penis inside yours

    Relax your body man
    You are very safe in my van
    Excluding your butt

    Town away about a mile
    Hitch hiking, in want of ride
    Instead, get rode by
     
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  4. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    too drunk to give a
    snarky and funny reply
    want to rape. but die
     
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  5. A Fucking Box

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    Seven and a quarter now
    I should probably go lie and sleep
    Insomnia's a bitch
     
  6. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    i feel your pain
    sleep is usually my aim
    but brain won't shut off.
     
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    I feel it's the time
    I think I should say good night
    Suddenly dick in ass
     
  8. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I cannot type straight
    it is very late and I
    killed a fifth of beam

    Rape
     
  9. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Buuump

    You reek of bengay
    But won't chase my dick away
    Too sore to fight back



    A lubed anus
    Would it's non friction shame us?
    Pls no shit on dick

    Can you consent if
    Halfway down your throat my dick
    A rubber brick sits

    Autumn leaves fall like
    Like jv jockstraps in the wash
    Leave your mouth guard in
     
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  10. feminist jazz hands

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    Ruptured anus
    a literal geyser of shit
    suddenly - wind direction changes...
     
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  11. Roli137

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    that thread is pretty edgy
    heres something to take the edge off

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  12. feminist jazz hands

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    This ain't the space for your cutesy shit, this is the poetry corner, bitchcunt. You should either down a bottle of absinthe and channel some Verlaine or let your anus do the talking.
     
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