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  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Scum's got his rhyme on
    Warn the preschool hes prowling
    Or kids be howling
     
  2. scumhook

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    you lost your dolly
    here, let me help you find her
    with my fat penis
     
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  4. Arcticphoenix95

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    bumps in my sphincter
    rashes itching from the tip
    scumhook drinks fosters
     
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    OK that just crossed a line

    @Likeicare will verify that no Aussie drinks fosters
     
  6. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Grimace lies
    Festering pustules
    From Scum rubs.
     
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    So much incest here
    Glad im not the only queer
    Who enjoys close fucks.
     
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    Well there was that one time a couple of months ago i tried it but other than that ive never seen someone in Australia drink it
     
  9. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Fosters is shit, cuz
    Even Murricans hate it
    Piss beer queers.
     
  10. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Not a haiku but a rhyme

    His asshole quivered n quaked
    The thought of all that stretching
    Made his sphincter ache
    Lured into that van
    By a prancing Rosie Odonnel man
    Dressed in stained sweats and
    Caked in cum
    This sexually confusing tryst
    With a man of Scum,
    Will he ask for it to stop?
    Why does his penis have a
    Hat like a cop?
    Is Scummy a fishnet clad bottom
    Or a leathermasked top?
    Mascara smeared in his beard
    Scummy told the twink,
    'You have nothing to fear
    It will hurt for a bit
    And you'll need a bag for your shit
    But in the end
    I hope we part making friends
    But dont relax your ass
    If its tight this will go fast'
     
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    This thread was a corpse
    Such bad rhymes constitute rape
    You need to seek help
     
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  13. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Fuck
    Fuck a corpse
    Grease the orifice
    Rank fluids flow
     
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    Cocks smell really bad
    Mine smells like old putrid shit
    Like fate; up your arse

    Dressed as if a chef
    Making a lot of pudding
    Forced to lick my spoon

    Rape is really bad
    However I am as well
    Penetrating force

    A cold sunny day
    In the air a smell of death
    Right behind you

    Thinking she is safe
    But like dramatic irony
    Nonconsensual entry

    Hoping it's a farce
    While the man begins to crash
    Right inside your arse

    Like a big earthquake
    A lot has been destroyed
    As is your anus

    Six and half AM
    In my smelly basement
    Haikus about rape
     
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    You truly are the Homer of rape haikus, @A Fucking Box
     
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    You see something bad
    It's your girlfriend getting blacked
    Officially a cuck
     
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    no, that one sure sucks
    tired of hearing how cucks
    make retards horny
     
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    Scientists in the lab
    "How many dicks will she fit?"
    Scientific method
     
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    He is in balls deep
    A feel, possible escape:
    Need to take a shit
     
  20. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Poop isn't defense
    it heightens experience
    love me, love feces


    Shit that was gross. SOz all, i am not a fecalphiliac.
     
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