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  1. Jesse Garret

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    That never happened
    That wasn't even a haiku
    Jessica makes no sense
     
  2. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    All night i can do
    Rappin those hot rape haikus
    But what about you?
     
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  3. Jesse Garret

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    I fucked her good
    She was still a virgin
    That makes no sense
     
  4. scumhook

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    Jessie's sister raped
    poked by his tiny penis
    she didn't feel it
     
  5. Jesse Garret

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    I love to haiku
    My lyrics are fresh and new
    I'll go all night to
     
  6. Jesse Garret

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    It wasn't rape
    She moaned like a whore
    Came like a fountain
     
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  7. Jesse Garret

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    Just give it up people, you'll never beat me in a haiku battle.
     
  8. scumhook

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    haikus are tricky
    jessy can't count to seven
    all she does is fail
     
  9. Jesse Garret

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    Not for me
    JESSE is great at math
    You should say he
     
  10. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Your lyrics are stale
    Like your sister's slimey trail
    She a ho or snail?
     
  11. lotic

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    Here is the hard truth
    about Jessie: she suks bals
    ololoololollololoolollollol
     
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  12. Jesse Garret

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    Not as stale as you
    My chill sister would never fuck you
    Because you smell like poo
     
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  13. Jesse Garret

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    You can't haiku
    I bet you're a faggot
    Spell my name right
     
  14. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Your sis is so slow
    Can't get desperate dick grow
    Failed incest flow
     
  15. Jesse Garret

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    Wow that was bad
    Bet you fuck your dad
    Sucks your nads
     
  16. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Legs tight around you
    Fucking her pud black n blue
    Does she come for you?
     
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  17. Jesse Garret

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    Yeah it was great
    Even had her licking my taint
    Pussy flowed like a river
     
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  18. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I really doubt that
    Do you know where the clits at?
    Or just slam puss fat?
     
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  19. scumhook

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    sister beefcurtains
    munched on by jessie's fat mouth
    sister didn't cum
     
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    you went for a poo
    anus expanded to dump
    in went my hard dick
     

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