Rape Haikus

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by scumhook, Jan 28, 2017.

  1. Weezus Christ

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    dick got harder
    booze got retarder
    stuffed all her panties in the larder

    protein shake
    sprung canned snake
    leave her head in the oven to bake

    tipsy tipsy
    just the tipsy
    stinking crotch just like a gyspy

    marauding in a world of stench
    rape a homeless man on a bench
    green old pubes like the grinch

     
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  2. realgert7

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    bonds are the other nigga talk and you piss in bottles and drinks the purple dragon
     
  3. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Spinning rhymes
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    Gotta get that shit fresh off the line

    Tisms strong
    I wave my dong,
    Buy a ho
    Make her suck it
    All nite long

    No bitch will stay
    Unless that cold cash
    I do pay
     
  4. Weezus Christ

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    angry drunk
    dick is limp
    tiny slimy little shrimp

    rape statistics mean very little
    when demographic is concrete chimp

    slather the hotel room with vaseline
    madjack til police intervene

    die like carradine
    or live like charlie sheen
     
  5. Edge_Beta

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    stfu weezy lol
     
  6. Weezus Christ

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    which sub section of society did i offend you with?

    also

    niggery cheeto dust
    leave the child with a trust
    another nut i must bust
    circumcized yet still cheezy
    its the trouble with sucking weezy
     
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  7. scumhook

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    cracker rappers
    pissweak as shit
    but i love them
     
  8. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Scummy is yummy
    Like warm cum in my tummy
    Won't u be mommy
     
  9. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Ok that was weird
    Edit: lemme sleep n come up with something like @Weezus Christ '' carradine rap. Cuz srsly that was tight
     
  10. scumhook

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    omfg i came
    all over ur tummy :D :D :D
     
  11. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I am from the city that loves u all over ur back


    And wipes it off...
     
  12. j15m

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    Damn bro... hittin dem feels.

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