Rape Haikus

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  1. Jesse Garret

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    That never happened
    That wasn't even a haiku
    Jessica makes no sense
     
  2. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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  3. Jesse Garret

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    I fucked her good
    She was still a virgin
    That makes no sense
     
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    Jessie's sister raped
    poked by his tiny penis
    she didn't feel it
     
  5. Jesse Garret

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    I love to haiku
    My lyrics are fresh and new
    I'll go all night to
     
  6. Jesse Garret

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    It wasn't rape
    She moaned like a whore
    Came like a fountain
     
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  7. Jesse Garret

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    Just give it up people, you'll never beat me in a haiku battle.
     
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    haikus are tricky
    jessy can't count to seven
    all she does is fail
     
  9. Jesse Garret

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    Not for me
    JESSE is great at math
    You should say he
     
  10. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Your lyrics are stale
    Like your sister's slimey trail
    She a ho or snail?
     
  11. lotic

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    Here is the hard truth
    about Jessie: she suks bals
    ololoololollololoolollollol
     
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  12. Jesse Garret

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    Not as stale as you
    My chill sister would never fuck you
    Because you smell like poo
     
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  13. Jesse Garret

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    You can't haiku
    I bet you're a faggot
    Spell my name right
     
  14. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Your sis is so slow
    Can't get desperate dick grow
    Failed incest flow
     
  15. Jesse Garret

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    Wow that was bad
    Bet you fuck your dad
    Sucks your nads
     
  16. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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  17. Jesse Garret

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    Yeah it was great
    Even had her licking my taint
    Pussy flowed like a river
     
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  18. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I really doubt that
    Do you know where the clits at?
    Or just slam puss fat?
     
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    you went for a poo
    anus expanded to dump
    in went my hard dick
     
  21. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Grows like a tit's cancer lump
    Bald chemo fucks, hawt
     
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    my walls have fallen out
    a wonderful pink prolapse
    suck on my pink flesh
     
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    my rosebud trails out
    like a fleshy pink streamer
    celebrating my lapse
     
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    seems like only foreigners understand the finer moments
     
  28. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    At first she said no
    But that just made me harder
    She never said yes

    Hey you! Do you want
    to play the rape game? You don't??
    Great! That's the spirit.
     
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    fuck a haiku im not a slope