Rape Haikus

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  1. Positron

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    Rape is whenever
    A man tells a woman that
    She is mistaken
     
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  2. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Rape is great boys will
    Love and appreciate the
    Resisting you make
     
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  3. scumhook

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    Your anus was tight
    You put up a massive fight
    It is now ruined
     
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  4. minty

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    clown rapist
    she was a strong 4
    or maybe a 5
    when i grabbed her in the parking lot
    and took her for a drive
    she begged me to stop
    when i took off her top
    i punched her in the jaw
    and gave it to her raw
    i told her she was fugly as fuck-y
    n she should be thrilled she was getting lucky
    but she cried till i kicked her out of my truck-ie
     
  5. Positron

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    While her grandkids sleep
    She dreams of the hooded brute
    That one time she came
     
  6. Mikemikev

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    This is what they get
    For always making me do
    The babysitting
     
  7. Harpoons

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    Subtle rape haiku
    It makes me weep silver tears
    But not from my face

    Kids walk home from school
    I wait naked in a bush
    Penis cold but hard

    At the old folk's home
    Fuck the ones with dementia
    No one believes them
     
  8. HeyNonnyNonymous

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    Jesse can't haiku
    Jesse raped his sister too
    How are all of you? :D
     
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    Cold early morning
    in the shadow and the breeze
    a dangling nutsack
     
  10. Jesse Garret

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    I'm great at haikus and I didn't rape my sister. I'm tired of you faggots lying.
     
  11. scumhook

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    Jessie's haiku's suck
    just like he sucked his sister
    eating out her snatch
     
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  12. Jesse Garret

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    Ediot

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    JESSE's haikus rock
    It wasn't rape it was consensual
    Kill yourself little bitch
     
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    thank you jessie bae
    you are a very cute girl
    unlike your sister
     
  14. Jesse Garret

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    You're spelling it wrong
    Not a girl, a dude
    She's very hot
     
  15. scumhook

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    jessie confirmed as
    someone who raped his sister
    incest in da house
     
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  16. Jesse Garret

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    Stop fucking lying
    Explain how it was rape
    I'll fuck you up
     
  17. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Jesse's ass is tight
    Wanna fuck it all damn nite
    A dude but still aight.
     
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    Molested when young
    Jessica diddles children
    His uncle is proud
     
  19. Jesse Garret

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    Wow your a faggot
    I don't do that homo shit
    A dude that's not gay
     
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  20. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Pedophile

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    He screwed sis twat
    Now its the clap his dick got
    Jesse gots poz shot
     

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