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  1. lotic

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    I sat near a man
    He looked at me and smiled
    Oh my goodness, RAPE!
     
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  2. Arcticphoenix95

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    Secretary of Fast Food and Sexual Assault

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    Occupation:
    McDonald's Human Meat Supplier
    Wrapped in purple fur
    Went to the kindergarten
    For a McGriddle
     
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  3. Gaegogi

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    EDF Elite

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    Reformation Camp #24 Guard #52
    Opened door for girl
    She shakes with the fear of rape
    "It's my privilege"
     
  4. aggressiveboob

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    lightly salted

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    please do not struggle
    I do not want to cut you
    you should have put out
     
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  5. Mikemikev

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    At first when we met
    You thought I was a gentleman
    But not anymore
     
  6. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Pedophile

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    mentoring
    heart broken and torn
    you were someone I adored
    but our love no more
     
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  7. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Pedophile

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    I crazy bitch
    sniff your panties and armpits
    restraining order


    Virtue is lost now
    hope taken and thrown aside
    damaged goods persist

    never good enough
    for daddy love and hugs
    spin around the pole

    I'm broken and lost
    Step dad gave me a hard toss
    validate for a cost

    Loveless relations
    easier than true connect
    but don't fill you up

    How dark can it be
    look inside me and see truth
    horror, shame and pain

    This is where it stops
    I can get worse but who tops
    the musings of filth
     
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  8. Mikemikev

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    At a distance
    I watched and fapped longingly
    Until that night
     
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  9. Jesse Garret

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    Your mom is pretty hot
    She cried when I fucked her ass
    I didn't care at all
     
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  10. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Pedophile

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    fifteen years mom's gone
    I hope you got your necro
    Boner on, dong.
     
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  11. Jesse Garret

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    Ediot

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    Nice bro!
     
  12. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Pedophile

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    Not a haiku, bro
    but I won't tell u to go
    It seems u love

    Within these walls
    Of the 'tisms and twitchins
    find love, acceptance
     
  13. Jesse Garret

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    Ediot

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    I just want friends
    No one likes me in real life
    Internet's my only hope
     
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  14. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Pedophile

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    Still not Haiku
    I dunno how get thru
    Five and seven please

    If its friends you need
    Real life is better choice
    are you sexy voiced?
     
  15. Mikemikev

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    Dramacrat

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    Holiday bus tour
    A happy time, you don't expect
    The chloroform
     
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  16. Positron

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    Newfriend

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    Night of rapture
    Still no Louis Vuitton bag
    Oh God I was raped!
     
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  17. Mikemikev

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    Enriching culture
    Pakistani immigration
    To Rotherham
     
  18. Azrael

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    Destroyer of Worlds

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    Angel of Death
    Once upon a time
    I longed for a sweet embrace
    Angry hugs only

    Not wrestling, no
    Still there was a lot of tears
    She ran away fast

    Story of my life
    No one ever stays for long
    Forever alone
     
  19. scumhook

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    Managing account details

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    Fellator of the homeless
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    Rape is like candy
    it's fun to give to babies
    take my foul seed, kid
     
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  20. Azrael

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    Destroyer of Worlds

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    Angel of Death
    If no one likes me
    Maybe I am the problem
    ...Sex time regardless
     
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