Rape Haikus

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  1. Jesse Garret

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    Nice bro!
     
  2. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Not a haiku, bro
    but I won't tell u to go
    It seems u love

    Within these walls
    Of the 'tisms and twitchins
    find love, acceptance
     
  3. Jesse Garret

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    I just want friends
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    Internet's my only hope
     
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  4. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Still not Haiku
    I dunno how get thru
    Five and seven please

    If its friends you need
    Real life is better choice
    are you sexy voiced?
     
  5. Mikemikev

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    Holiday bus tour
    A happy time, you don't expect
    The chloroform
     
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  6. Positron

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    Night of rapture
    Still no Louis Vuitton bag
    Oh God I was raped!
     
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    Enriching culture
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    To Rotherham
     
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    Once upon a time
    I longed for a sweet embrace
    Angry hugs only

    Not wrestling, no
    Still there was a lot of tears
    She ran away fast

    Story of my life
    No one ever stays for long
    Forever alone
     
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    Rape is like candy
    it's fun to give to babies
    take my foul seed, kid
     
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  11. Positron

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    Rape is whenever
    A man tells a woman that
    She is mistaken
     
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    Rape is great boys will
    Love and appreciate the
    Resisting you make
     
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    Your anus was tight
    You put up a massive fight
    It is now ruined
     
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    she was a strong 4
    or maybe a 5
    when i grabbed her in the parking lot
    and took her for a drive
    she begged me to stop
    when i took off her top
    i punched her in the jaw
    and gave it to her raw
    i told her she was fugly as fuck-y
    n she should be thrilled she was getting lucky
    but she cried till i kicked her out of my truck-ie
     
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    While her grandkids sleep
    She dreams of the hooded brute
    That one time she came
     
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    This is what they get
    For always making me do
    The babysitting
     
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    Subtle rape haiku
    It makes me weep silver tears
    But not from my face

    Kids walk home from school
    I wait naked in a bush
    Penis cold but hard

    At the old folk's home
    Fuck the ones with dementia
    No one believes them
     
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    Jesse can't haiku
    Jesse raped his sister too
    How are all of you? :D
     
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    Cold early morning
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    a dangling nutsack
     
  20. Jesse Garret

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    I'm great at haikus and I didn't rape my sister. I'm tired of you faggots lying.
     
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    Jessie's haiku's suck
    just like he sucked his sister
    eating out her snatch
     
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  22. Jesse Garret

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    JESSE's haikus rock
    It wasn't rape it was consensual
    Kill yourself little bitch
     
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    thank you jessie bae
    you are a very cute girl
    unlike your sister
     
  24. Jesse Garret

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    You're spelling it wrong
    Not a girl, a dude
    She's very hot
     
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    jessie confirmed as
    someone who raped his sister
    incest in da house
     
  26. Jesse Garret

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    Stop fucking lying
    Explain how it was rape
    I'll fuck you up
     
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    Jesse's ass is tight
    Wanna fuck it all damn nite
    A dude but still aight.
     
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    Molested when young
    Jessica diddles children
    His uncle is proud
     
  29. Jesse Garret

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    Wow your a faggot
    I don't do that homo shit
    A dude that's not gay
     
  30. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    He screwed sis twat
    Now its the clap his dick got
    Jesse gots poz shot