Rape Haikus

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by scumhook, Jan 28, 2017.

  1. scumhook

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    Horny smelly dork
    No one willing to fuck him
    His dog paid the price


    My penis is huge
    and you are full of roofies
    your arse stands no chance


    Provocative dress
    is what caused this big mess
    and your new baby
     
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    You have such lovely pillowtalk scummy bby <3
     
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    Concentration camp
    Sound of cherries popping
    Like victory

    (5-6-4 rather than 5-7-5 making it a 自由律俳句. I put that in case I offend Japanese sensibilities.)
     
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    Her shame compels him
     
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  7. Mikemikev

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    Ass to mouth
    Livestreamed on Facebook
    I hate you dad
     
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  9. Mikemikev

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    Bro, do you even 切れ字?
     
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    Dude, that's such a weird thing to ask
     
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    Tied up in the boot
    How could I have known it was
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    You asking for a nuke, or what?
     
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    They said we were equal
    It was understandable I would visit
    Black people
     
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    shrubs bushes shuffle loud
    profusely salivating
    panting near about

    can bathe all you want
    yet still not wash the taint away
    torn orifices

    by time they will heal
    memories of backalley
    they resurface squeal
     
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    @scumhook on our books
    Tore the orifice by the looks
    Cried for days, crime pays

    @Likeicare one bad gamble
    Found naked shaking in the brambles
    EDF meetup went to shambles
     
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    tbh i didn't write OP. can't find the sauce or the author(s), but it warmed my prostate so i felt compelled to share.
     
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    Grandmothers beware
     
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  19. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Sexually Delinquent, Permanently Sleepless

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    I drive a white van
    I am the silent clown man
    free candy for you

    wet and slick you will
    swallow it down, my thick
    angry circus peanut brick
     
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    your mouth utterd "NO"
    but your vagina said yes
    pussy overrides
     
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    I sat near a man
    He looked at me and smiled
    Oh my goodness, RAPE!
     
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    Went to the kindergarten
    For a McGriddle
     
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    Opened door for girl
    She shakes with the fear of rape
    "It's my privilege"
     
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    please do not struggle
    I do not want to cut you
    you should have put out
     
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  25. Mikemikev

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    At first when we met
    You thought I was a gentleman
    But not anymore
     
  26. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    heart broken and torn
    you were someone I adored
    but our love no more
     
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    I crazy bitch
    sniff your panties and armpits
    restraining order


    Virtue is lost now
    hope taken and thrown aside
    damaged goods persist

    never good enough
    for daddy love and hugs
    spin around the pole

    I'm broken and lost
    Step dad gave me a hard toss
    validate for a cost

    Loveless relations
    easier than true connect
    but don't fill you up

    How dark can it be
    look inside me and see truth
    horror, shame and pain

    This is where it stops
    I can get worse but who tops
    the musings of filth
     
  28. Mikemikev

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    At a distance
    I watched and fapped longingly
    Until that night
     
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  29. Jesse Garret

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    Your mom is pretty hot
    She cried when I fucked her ass
    I didn't care at all
     
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  30. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Sexually Delinquent, Permanently Sleepless

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    fifteen years mom's gone
    I hope you got your necro
    Boner on, dong.
     
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