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  1. scumhook

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    Horny smelly dork
    No one willing to fuck him
    His dog paid the price


    My penis is huge
    and you are full of roofies
    your arse stands no chance


    Provocative dress
    is what caused this big mess
    and your new baby
     
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    You have such lovely pillowtalk scummy bby <3
     
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    Sound of cherries popping
    Like victory

    (5-6-4 rather than 5-7-5 making it a 自由律俳句. I put that in case I offend Japanese sensibilities.)
     
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    Ass to mouth
    Livestreamed on Facebook
    I hate you dad
     
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    Bro, do you even 切れ字?
     
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    They said we were equal
    It was understandable I would visit
    Black people
     
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    shrubs bushes shuffle loud
    profusely salivating
    panting near about

    can bathe all you want
    yet still not wash the taint away
    torn orifices

    by time they will heal
    memories of backalley
    they resurface squeal
     
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    @scumhook on our books
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    tbh i didn't write OP. can't find the sauce or the author(s), but it warmed my prostate so i felt compelled to share.
     
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    I am the silent clown man
    free candy for you

    wet and slick you will
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    your mouth utterd "NO"
    but your vagina said yes
    pussy overrides
     
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