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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by thatguyoverthere, Nov 5, 2012.

  1. thatguyoverthere

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    A few days ago when I was walking down the street, I felt a fart gradually coming down to my anus. So I decided to go head and let the fart go, and I regret that to this day. You see when I farted an eruption started in the lower core my ass hole, a shit so furious it could literally split your ass cheeks in half. And as the fart came out, some shit started coming out too. It was like those farts that like feel like a fart at first but then it comes out your ass hole it shits all over your underwear. Well that’s what kind of happened to me.
    Anyway the shit starting spraying out my ass hole like a grenade launcher, Literally the shit shot through my pants and started hitting people in the face in the sidewalk, but Suddenly Out of no where I saw a girl running down the side walk almost in the direction of my flying spaghetti toxic turds so I quickly closed up my ass hole, closed my eyes, and sucked up as most shit inside my ass hole as I could so it wouldn’t hit the girls face, Kind of like a vacuum . Unfortunately I couldn’t hold it long enough cause when I opened eyes, I saw shit flying through my ass hole hitting the girls face like solid rocks, I wanted to stop spraying my shit all in her face but I felt so relieved that I kept spewing the toxic turds out of my already split anus until she flew so far she hit a brick wall. Scared, I ran up to her and bent down to her face.
    There was pieces of turd and shit all over her face. People looked at us with shock and awe, everybody was quiet. For some reason that got me hard, and ya know since I already shitted everywhere I might as well relieve my self some more. So i took my pants and underwear off and started rubbing my hard cock into the turd on her face, and right out of no where I heard a fart.
    I looked down and I could not believe what I saw, this girl face had farted. And then I had become to realization that her face was an asshole. I then decided to fuck the everloving shit out of it, so I stuck my cock up inside her face asshole and started fucking it. I was like “Oh yeah baby” “Oh yeah” and her face/asshole was all like “BBBBLLLFFFHHHBLBLBPLPL’’. And right when I was about to finish my load the girl pushed me off, and looked at me with the most determined eyes/ass? evar and said “You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air”
     
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  2. uberfukken

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    cool intro
     
  3. hkh

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    you didn't really read all of that.. no one can read ALL Of that. TLDR
     
  4. uberfukken

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    nah i didnt even read 5 words. i just moved it
     
  5. Bottom Feeder

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    Anal hair is a blessing, welcome.
     
  6. lulzbomb

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    Tl;dr fuk off OP
     
  7. Likeicare

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    i found this intro extremely arousing, don't judge
     
  8. Sugar Bombs

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    What's up, you fucked-up piece of shit?
    I smeared my enormous genitals all over the computer screen after reading your intro. The grease is making it a little hard to see what I'm typing, but that's okay. I just wanted to tell you that I think you're really neat.
    Here's a welcome cake
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Ronny

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    welcome

    1351536765371.
     
  10. oddguy

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    I regret to inform you that you have exceeded the allowed monthly text limit.
    As an anti spam measure your posting ability has been disabled.
    Welcome to EDF2 and have a nice day.
     
  11. Trixie

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    You put in all that work, all that effort and no one read any of it.
    You should kill yourself.
     
  14. thatguyoverthere

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    Who says i put effort into it, have you read the intro?
     
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  17. MrGask

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    You missed the apostrophe, dumb nigger.
     
  18. Trixie

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    welcome!!! :nyan: