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    Delete the noob forum to send @ilovemenandwomen spiraling down a state of confusion, despair, and depression as he no longer has a purpose in life.
     
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    @ilovemenandwomen just strikes me as a slightly more edgy version of @Chrono

    and they're both like 13-15 range so it adds up
     
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    That doesn't sound very random.
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    We pretty certainly rule out time travel backwards in time from the fact that at no point has any history show on the second world war mentioned time travellers attempting or succeeding at assassinating Adolf Hitler.
     
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    I remember reading an Asimov short story about a scientist that was chosen to be the first person to go forward in time, so he goes forward in time, and then finds out that some man-made disaster killed off all humans, leaving only Androids behind to rebuild society (which they do). The big wowie twist is that the scientist himself is an Android and decides to not prevent the man-made disaster, because the civilizations built by the Androids in humanity's wake are peaceful and have their own kind've beauty
    proabably your tiny cock and insatiable homosexuality
     
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    Fair enough.
     
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    Bro I'm just fucking with you lol, condolences on your tiny cock though

    nah you guys just have a kind've similar posting style. Idk I can't really explain it
     
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    Meh. Well interesting to know?
     
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    Unless you think of it working sort of like a telephone - like, you can't make a phone call to somewhere where a telephone doesn't exist - in the same way time travel could theoretically be possible backward in time but only to a place in time where the time travel technology exists.
     
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    Actually wait hold the phone here, are you claiming you're female? lol
     
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    I'm going to make a new sock every 6 hours and post without making an intro thread.
     
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    No. It's just so tiny I can't see it.
     
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    8 posts?

    Did you seriously delete your entire forum history? Haha jfc
     
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    There was something like that in Red Dwarf, but then, as usual, lot of other random shit happened as well.

    Anyway...

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