Raging Negroid Delivers KO Punch, Rocky Down for the Count

Discussion in 'News' started by Slavoj Jizzek, Mar 12, 2013.

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  1. Slavoj Jizzek

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    Girlvinyl

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    On the bright side, at least they can't make another sequel.

    I got sick of shit news-writing. I had to go to 4 different "news" sources before I got enough information to piece together what date the kid actually kicked it. Instead, I present this satire to you. I am thinking of doing all future articles in similar form, of course linking for sources.


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  2. MrGask

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    Ahh, it's nice to have a good line out article.
     
  3. scumhook

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  4. HeliosOne

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    Holy shit I read the whole article and still dont know what happened