A long time ago there was a bald clone named Mr 47 or some shit. He had a ghey barcode tattoo on the back of his head & a weapon filled toolshed that would give the likes of Thomas Hamilton, Anders Breivik & Charles Whitman a raging hard on. He had a special friend who was a priest & also a starring role in several popular videogames (not to mention a shitty fucking film but lets not mention that here) 47 was a pretty badass guy & a well rounded videogame character who has been in several decent games but it is the second game "Hitman 2 Silent Assassin" that I wish to discuss here. Long story short I bought this game on Xbox, several weeks after release date & began a playthrough. I enjoyed the game for its violence & strategic use of stealth & disguise but also found it a little unforgiving with trial & error gameplay. I did also hear someone in the game refer to a collection fine Indian genltemen as RAGHEADS- I have a great admiration for this games script. About this time a recieved a call from a friend who promptly informed me: "There are es in Hitman 2"! Thinking my friend to be merely jesting or just fucking with my head, I dismissed the notion as balderdash but, I admit. curiosity got the better of me & I loaded up Hitman 2 on my chunky old Xbox console. Equipped with a scoped sniper rifle I headed out to the "villa level" to see if my friends assertions were correct. Soon, I spotted a filthy guido-wop walking towards a secluded wall. My positioning afforded me an excellent view of said wop and I watched as he stopped & began to unzip his flies and, to my utter surprise/disgust/amusement, flopped out his cock & began to piss! Needless to say, I took great offence at a dirty greasy spagetti-chugging wop guido exposing himself unto my rightious eyes (which had not yet witnessed such future horrors as GOATSE, tubgirl, Dorian Thorne's ass, Guro, furry shit ect resulting an a kind of "100 yard stare" effect that affects me today! Do you know I once some "art" depicting Daffy Duck fisting Meeko the racoon who was, at the same time eating shit out of Sonic the Hedgehogs arsehole?!? I mean what kind of sick motherfucking waste of organs would put the thought, time & energy into shit like that....................) But, forgive me, I digress. Anyway I shot the greasy wop guido straight into the hogs-eye of his digitised cock! BLAM Unfortunately (this in was 2002 after all) there was no wound-sensitive context animation (al la Red Dead Redemption) so the guy did not grab his shredded & collapse to his knees in agony but rather "ragdolled" away in an rather amusing manner (those familiar with Hitman 2's physics know what i mean here) Still, I remember it was a very satisfying moment & one that has stuck with me. In my opinion Eidos should be praised for its remarkable attention to detail in crafting Hitman 2. I can honestly think of no other game where you can shoot a digital polygon greaseball guinnie-wop in his fully 3d realised animated cock. TL;DR - There is es in Hitman 2" Oh and before the inevitable "GAY HOMO" ect comments start to flood in, Im NOT talking in a gay context about faggotry & gay shit here, no sir! Im talking about VIOLENCE!- The oportunity to maim and kill in more inventive, creative & sadistic ways in the wonderful escapist medium of videogaming! Modern games need to take note what Hitman 2 poineered a decade ago. With the advance in technologies and graphical engines imagine the wonderfully macabre scenarios we could encounter & be enjoying. I mean, who here can HONESTLY say they would not enjoy a game that features the option of shooting some guys dick clean off his body while he was obliviously taking a slash? (Especially if he was a wog of some kind) I for one would find that a very welcome addition to modern gaming but then again, I do acknowledge I am somewhat of a sick fuck at heart- (as is 99.999% of EDF so im in good company!) What about you? Opinions?