Racketeer's plight ***official thread for attention whoring***

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    Everyone here is welcome to say whatever they want because not only did I bring it to your attention by making fun of it you are all just alluding to the fact that you have no experience when it comes to such matters (which isn't all that surprising considering the vast majority of you spend your entire lives on here).

    I guess I'm trying to see your point. I send you a link, and then you make a thread, tag me, and presumably try to parade about while everyone else is just wondering what the Hell is going on.
     
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    DENY FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!11!!11!!!!!1!ONE!!!1
     
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    Trying to read that give me a headache

    The short version: "Man, I love lasagna"

    Right there is a bare soul screaming for some empathy
     
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    I've had a lot of time to think about this and it captured my vision completely for what I wanted it to turn out as. I'm sure somewhere in there is a line about how that was my status, and I can write whatever the fuck I want because I'm doing this for me.
     
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    Don't stop takin' your meds, k? We wouldn't want another an hero.
     
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    Well that's sort of how you deal with depression. While not even taking into account how depressing you are to talk to in general you are just regurgitating old arguments. Somehow right now, you are going to connect the dots between medication, depression, and woman. If your helmets on right you should understand where I am going with this. You will never have a girlfriend so blaming each other for your own misfortunes isn't all that mature at all is it?
     
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    What that fuck is this shit
     
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    Thanks to Rev my hard fought reputation is back and I'm still staying relevant. Everyone is recognizing who wears the pants and I'm enjoying this feeling of superiority.
     
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    stop attention whoring mongol
     
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    God fucking damn it racketeer, you suck at English.
     
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    This is a bit long... can someone please summarize this new saga in the pathetic life of rack for me?
     
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    It's a complicated art. I can't just tell you. It's 6:11am , I haven't slept and everyone is asking too many damn questions so I guess if it means this much to you you're going to have to ask your Special Ed teacher.
     
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    LOL you aspie retard, relevant ? Of what? You boring fuck, everyone knows you are an attention whore trying too hard
     
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    The only reason you're saying anything is because Oddguy is butthurt and loves finding new and creative ways to prove this fact. I mean really? You just repeated everything I've said for the past hour an a half furthering my cause for great justice.
     
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    There's nothing wrong in liking lasagna, unless you're a cat.

    I'm sorry, that was so lame.

     
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    The only kid here is you. If you were a mature, responsible adult (and listened to your parents.) You would understand that earlier today in the thread called "More Dr. Music faggotry" Oddguy was called an evil jew (which was rather explicit) and he said he wanted to be called an attention whore, but I told him asspie was much more respectable, and he agreed.
     
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    You dipshit, I'm not like you, Cunt, I'm better in any aspect, now all the Jews are evil, and oddguy is not the exception, big deal...if you know some history you should know his people should be punished in anyway,just for being Jews, now are you a Jew? What that fuck do you care?...oh right you are an ATTENTION WHORE
     
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    OP - was teh quote a post, a PM or something Rack tattooed on your arse cheeks?

    Anything other than a public post, then the public evisceration is not kewl.
     
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    I don't know why you feel as if you have anything interesting to say. So not only do you just swear and cuss randomly with no sense of remorse or morality. I agree with you. If you are so pissed off about me being an attention whore then obviously I am doing my job and its nothing I am ashamed of. I'm doing a great job of pissing everyone off and that is something I can be proud of. Everyone is getting mad and thus furthering my cause even more. You understand how worthless you are to me so you sit here and flame me while everyone steps back and watches you burn.

    I mean, if I'm an attention whore, you're giving me all the attention I need and I'm just eating it up. This makes complete sense and I can't disagree with your argument whatsoever in any way shape or form.

    So yeah, I'm not too impressed with your rage because it's only making me look better because you know I'm winning and it's got you so pissed off you just can't help yourself and write stupid selflish things. Just between the two of us, it's clear you've mastered the power of irony. (you are a cunt) It was almost clever the way you hid this behind layers of words with no sense or meaning.

    You don't think anyone is going to believe this do you? Why don't you say something stupid and laugh it off with all your like minded cohorts as if you said something clever? Show your true colors as an conniving bitch who will take advantage of me at the slightest opportunity.

    I never felt even remotely close to any of you. It takes a controlled mindset to lay out counter-arguments and clever autopwns. It's something I'm good at. Impossibly almost when all my "opponents" just say something stupid and pretend like they've won. Sure, it was clever the first few times, but it still doesn't make you right. Regurgitating arguments like Rick Santorum won't change how worthless you are, and just like Rick Santorum everyone knows you are full of shit and you should quit now.

    There is no coming back for you. It is something only an idiot would do. No matter how long you wait you won't ever recover your reputation, and that's all that matters to you. Sure, make a sock, and we won't ever find you, but you were never a huge priority in the first place.
     
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    We've crossed the point of no return. You can't deny facts so you're not even trying. Instead you sit here crying about how much someone on the internet hates you. This makes sense if only because of your tragic homelife. What with no friends, special ed, and no girlfriend, it's almost impossible for you to understand this but I've got you on the ground backpedeling and I am not beyond beating a dead horse.
     
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    1. There is no point of no return on the internet.
    2. There is nothing factual in what you say. At all.
    3. I have never, do not, nor, indeed, never will care for your opinion; we're on the internet.
    4. My homelife is monotonous and frustrating, but hardly tragic.
    5. I do not like friends. You seem to have a thing for bringing up special education (Projecting, maybe?). I am currently single, not necessarily for long.
    6. Dude, I just woke up; I ain't backpedalin' from shit. It's not like you're posting up simultaneously eviscerating and insightful arguments.
    7. You will not beat your dead horse, you will beat your limp monkey.