Quit Smoking by learning to Smoke Properly

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Suiseiseki, Aug 11, 2011.

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    I think "This is my final fag" to myself a lot.
     
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    Thats funny, I think that to my self as well, after every time I have spontaneous homosex...
     
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    Hey, Susi. I was just wondering where you were.
     
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    Well now you know where he/she was a month ago. Getting close!
     
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    I quit when I run out of cigs and can't find the time to go buy another pack.

    It's kind of convenient, in a way, that my brand is hard to find.
     
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    So that's why they kicked me out of detective school...
     
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    That's very true. Nobody likes a quitter.
     
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    I never took up smoking so I don't have to quit. Checkmate.
     
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    smoking is the coolest thing since genocide

    fuck you
     
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    Smoking Newports is for niggers
     
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    menthols in general, really
    especially newports and kools
     
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    Anee Ding wiv da menthol n dat teeeel packet babeh.

    Best way to quit smoking is to find a way to die, that way you won't be smoking anymore because you dun dead.
     
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    I think I may have done that. I quit smoking three days ago and it feels like my left lung has a hole in it.
    I guess I'm the intended market for that idea.
    Also Pall Malls are disgusting and made for pieces of shit who are willing to pay to smoke rat droppings/dirt/...dirt. Virginian tobbaco indeed.
     
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    I find horizon's and marlboro's horrible.
    I look forward to getting off for good, i won't miss the chest aches.