Quantum Niggers

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    First theorized by Tyrone the Black Man after eating some fried chicken, Quantum Niggers cannot be directly observed, one can only observe their effects on the space/time surrounding them.

    Thanks to the tireless work of the White Bitches With Daddy Issues Fund, photographic evidence of quantum niggers has been procured.
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    As always, one cannot directly observe the quantum nigger, but can extrapolate their presence from the negative space they occupy. Similar to observing a black hole, one looks not for reflected light, but for the absence of photon emissions.

    While Quantum Nigger theory is still in its infancy, I hope with your help to develop a robust and cohesive Universal Nigger Theory, of which Quantum Niggers would be an integral part in explaining the actions and reaction of the so called "normal nigger."
     
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    Why haven't i learned this in college yet
    thanks 4 informing me
     
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    Nigger Cosmology is dominating the astrophysics field too right now

    Quoting a couple:

    The hiding spots for the niggers making up dark matter are narrowing, and the answer to this cosmic mystery could come within the next three or four years, scientists say.
    (http://www.space.com/18615-dark-matter-mystery-search.html)

    "After completing this study with niggers, we know less about dark matters than we did before," said lead author Matt Walker, a Hubble Fellow at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.
    (http://www.cfa.harvard.edu/news/2011/pr201129.html)
     
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    Amazing how much funnier things get when you throw a few niggers in there.
     
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    True dat.

    For example, mass graves become hilarious.
     
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    Anyways, back on topic it was with the arrival of quantum chromo-dinamics when the studies became truly rewarding, although risky..

    Cromonigger.
     
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    Fellow researchers! We must account for Ashy Niggers in our Universal Nigger Theory.
    donellrawlings_oe.
     
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    QNig.
    There are 10,000,000,000,000,000 QNigs in the universe that we can observe.
    Which leads me to believe that there is, somewhere in the vastness of space a celestial body made entirely of Newport cigs and stolen bikes.
     
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    My vengeance will be terrible, bitch :rage:
     
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    This nigga got pointy sticks.
     
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    NEWS FLASH!

    Working round the clock, researchers at Carnegie (water)Melon University have discovered a long thought lost manuscript from the late nineties, detailing the dangers of quantum niggerdom.
    121129_0003.
     
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    Lol, sauce?
     
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    Quantum niggers seem to have enough intelligence to develop new weapons, rather than stealing them to the white man. Further research is advised.
     
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    Quantum Niggers are know to form chains, in order to form more complex societies of particles.
    Slave auction.
     
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    Quantum niggers, truly the universe's darkest mystery.
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