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Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Baya Rae 4900, Jun 2, 2012.
Why don't monkeys grow beards?
aren't cool enough i suppose.
Any sexual fantasies/fetishes you care to share with the rest of the class?
Motherfucker is Badass.
It's decrepit and is badly in need of reform.
Better question: why do Humans consider beards to be savage when only Humans can grow them?
Not particularly. Do you like it rough, BTW?
Don't be shy, Baya.
I know there's something lurking in your brain.
Everyone has fantasies. Just share one, even a vague one.
Not really. Used to. When I was a teenager. I don't actually remember any of them, though. What are your fantasies, BTW? Apart from wearing a serf outfit and being molested by the local aristocrat, I mean.
Hair is primitive.
Hair, dongs, big ears, big feet, big mouths, teeth, tanned skin, small eyes, small hands, chubby fingers, fat, etc... seem/feel unevolved
Makes (psychological) sense
Why are you so jelly of me?
You're immune to guilt.
What do you think about me?:awesomesmall:
You're okay. I guess. Sometimes.
Were you expecting a pseudo-psychoanalysis?
Do you want one?
Good. Cuz I wasn't going to give one.
I think I'll answer this question now.
My fantasy is for you to strap a bomb to my chest, and send me into the U.S. capitol building. Then right before I walk inside, you pull me away from the doors into a dark corner, tears glistening in your eyes, whispering, "I knew you'd do anything for me, I luv u 5vr", and then we'd have hot sex on top of an aging senator to the tune of Final Countdown.
What do you think about me?
I keep confusing you with the guy who thinks his (average looking) sister's hot.
My imagination runs as deep as some of my cavities, baby.
do you have a job?
I ain't ready to enter that chasm just yet.
Yes. I'm a boob inspector.
R U sure, bro? I mean it's a real job and everything.
It sounds too pathetic to be real.
Who on the internet isn't in the FBI?
Federal Boob Inspection