Pyongyang Racer

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    This is the first game developed by North Korear and marketed towards Westerners. Game of the Year? I think so.

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    Some of the buildings in the game look dilapidated. I doubt the NK government would approve of such a thing. You know what would be a good NK game? An eroge set in NK. In the same vain as True Love but instead of going to school you have to go to work to earn food rations. And whenever there's a sex scene both participants pass out from exhaustion long before either cum.
     
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    I like how accurate it is with the road having no cars, yet there's always cars honking at you. You know how those chinks are with their fucking horn.
     
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    Love every single thing about it already, although since obviously there are no other opponents I wonder what you are supposedly racing for. Uranium enrichment?
     
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    koreangamer.PNG fuckdapolice.

    Also, the music strangely resembles a mash up of Nyan Cat and Christmas Songs
     
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    i found it unbearable and somehow hypnotizing.
     
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    This game is the North Korean answer to the Polybius project
     
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    Authentic sounding DPRK propaganda music in 16-bit glory. If I knew the original song I'd post it.

    Also, I forgot to add the link to actually play the game:
    http://www.koryogroup.com/Pyongyang_racer/racer.html

    The site is down at the moment, and it's actually been very difficult to play due to instability of the site. It's safe to say they were definitely not expecting this level of attention.
     
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    The more i play it, the more communist i get.
    I am now a level 16 Communist, i can cast Voice Of Lenin.

    Shut the fuck up you filthy capitalist, do not disrespect this most glorious game.
    I spit on you.
     
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    Correction: You're becoming more Juche. It's different because they like to act as if they had invented something.

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    Today I overate.

    Feels good, man.
     
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    THERE WILL BE NO "FEELING GOOD" IN OUR COMMUNIST UTOPIA.
    Prepare for re-education camp!
     
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    "Feeling good" is an archaic bourgeoisie practise!
     
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    U mean this?

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    or this?

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    Huh, so Zabraks are real.
     
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    I wonder how would be a North Korean RPG
     
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    Well, they can be credited for inventing the Giant Dildo, which is the only tool that can completely sastisfy their Great Reader´s faggotry.
     
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    Then the dead..

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    ...don't live a full life.
     
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    I love the themesong.
    GOTY
     
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    I have downloaded the PyongYang Racer theme song.
    It will now be my themesong.
     
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    I did enjoy it comrades!
    Please take me to your brutally punishing communist paradise!
     
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    Let's see how many viruses and bugs this thing has.
     
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    I heard it was developed by the North Korean branch of Bethesda
     
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    I don't feel like making fun of them. All the more power to the Korean people and their ingenuity, so cruelly suppressed by the socialist utopia in which they live.
     
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    They're bringing new meaning to the word spyware
     
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