Pussy Glue

Discussion in 'News' started by Call me Tim, Feb 21, 2017.

  1. Call me Tim

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    #1 Call me Tim, Feb 21, 2017
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  2. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    lmfao this can't be real.
    If it is, maybe mormons can rebrand it as like chastity glue...
     
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  3. Call me Tim

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    Why not glue traps?
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    Bonus: A Brazilian wax too!
     
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  4. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    uuh... I worry about the type of vagina you have to worry about mice climbing into. JS.
     
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  5. Chrono

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    It'll be a hit product for trannies!
     
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    im gonna glue my dick in likeicares pussy
     
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    This is fucking brilliant.

    Now if we could just get bitches to apply that shit to their mouths...
     
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  9. aggressiveboob

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    as if menstrual cups was bad enough jfc
     
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  10. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Don't australians have menstrual huts they banish their women to?
    Again, huts, for banishing.
     
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    Yes. They're called "kitchens". Now get your bleeding gash back in there and make us some of endo's salsa before I make some more of your holes start bleeding.
     
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    You can raise your daughters the way you want @Call me Tim

    Mine are still getting pussy nettles. Nothing's more effective.
     
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    lol
     
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    Read this while we were talking about demand in my Econ class and got permission from the teacher to interrupt class to show everyone a bad example of demand
     
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    they could just use duct tape instead of "pussy glue"
     
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    The gluten-free version
     
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  18. Call me Tim

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    Glue eaters rejoice.
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  19. Call me Tim

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    Could be revolutionary in Europe if it doubles as an anti-rape device.
     
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    All the rapist would have to do is piss on her though
     
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    I wonder if this actually works. Someone has to do this and document it for science.
     
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    Seems more like a bad example of innovation more than anything.
     
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    temp.

    Sexiest paragraph in history. And that drawing :leleplz:
     
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  26. Morris Scott Feldman

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    Why not solder it shut?
     
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  27. Joker

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    Well, shit. Now I've seen everything.