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  1. KoalaRimjob

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    Why the fuck are you using XP in 2012 ? Fuck that i don't need to hear you answers its because like rootfag you cant afford a decent computer.

    Instead of using a 10 year old operating system generate your own customized bloat free distribution with the Embedded Toolkit with just the drivers & packages you need oh and you dont need any loader or crack just the serial for the toolkit (enter the serial in the setup package settings) :awesome:

    X86/64 IBW + Toolkit

    Code:
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_32bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2032bit%20IBW.part1.exe
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_32bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2032bit%20IBW.part2.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_32bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2032bit%20IBW.part3.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_32bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2032bit%20IBW.part4.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_32bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2032bit%20IBW.part5.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2064bit%20IBW.part1.exe
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2064bit%20IBW.part2.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2064bit%20IBW.part3.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2064bit%20IBW.part4.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2064bit%20IBW.part5.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2064bit%20IBW.part6.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard%207%20SP1%2064bit%20IBW.part7.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_Toolkit/Standard%207%20SP1%20Toolkit.part01.exe
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_Toolkit/Standard%207%20SP1%20Toolkit.part02.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_Toolkit/Standard%207%20SP1%20Toolkit.part03.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_Toolkit/Standard%207%20SP1%20Toolkit.part04.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_Toolkit/Standard%207%20SP1%20Toolkit.part05.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_Toolkit/Standard%207%20SP1%20Toolkit.part06.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_Toolkit/Standard%207%20SP1%20Toolkit.part07.rar
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_Toolkit/Standard%207%20SP1%20Toolkit.part08.rar
    OS Runtime keys (No online activation or crack needed :awesome: ):
    XGY72-BRBBT-FF8MH-2GG8H-W7KCW (Unknown)
    F94KQ-WJBTW-YR6MK-K7TGX-69F4C (Wyse)
    2V3YQ-MW2MG-6TT6G-YQTDB-VKJD2 (HP)
    MGBJF-PPY7X-FRWHK-2P9GQ-8YGWY (Dell)

    WES7 Toolkit: 7XT84-3XQFP-YMXQF-PP96H-F74DV
     
  2. cockfag

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    At least it's better than a damn Mac.
     
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    Because XP is better than ThinPC. Troll thread activate.
     
  4. Richard Lionheart

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    ivce been installing DOS since 3.0 and Windows ever since 3.11.

    I learned two very simple facts about Windows.

    1. Only the alternate versions work. Windows 3, 5, 98 ,xp ok, 2000, NT, Vista all shite. If 7 is ok, Thin will be shite

    2. No windows can be trusted until SP 3. ergo no Windows is wirth installing till then.

    Never emove off a windows version that works, unless you cant get drivers anymore. You have to realise Microsoft writes shit. It only works when the rest of the planet has spent two years debugging it for them.

    I had a very successful 20 year IT career based on those principles.
     
  5. Morbidorable

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    i find it scary when i agree with you
    but while your entire post is highly [and uncharacteristically] logical, this is particularly good advice

    EDIT: Although, in my experience. 7 is shite too, it's just prettier than Vista.
     
  6. Richard Lionheart

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    When I took over responsibility for ground level IT in the council, i immediately stopped the practice of 'upgrading' machines. It made it a nightmare, you could never be sure what or how a workstation or PC was configured. From then on, workstations were built to a tested proven image, every new model of PC had one developed for it. No variation allowed. We had five images, from the 'complete idiot' workstaiton with almost no software to the 'superuser' image which had every bit of software you could ever want to use, all with every single printer driver for every possible printer used on the system preinstalled as well. If the current pc/workstion didnt do what you wanted it to do, it was replaced with the next one up. No installing your own non standard software, upgrading the o/s or any shit like that. All data was to be stored on the server. That way, all the engineers carried a a set of images, if you couldnt fix it in 15 mins, you just reimage it an then reconnect up the network printers. In 30 mins it was fixed no matter what. No new windows version was used until it had been THROUGHLY spanked and fucked about with by all of IT.

    You cant fuck about when it comes to 3rd line IT support.

    THE THREE GOLDEN RULES OF 3RD LINE SUPPORT:

    1. 45% of all faults can be solved by slapping the users round the head and telling them not to be so stupid
    2. Another 45% can be solved by slapping the programmers and developers round the head and telling them to get a life
    3. The other 10% are hardware failures.
     
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    Say, you ever use Linux? I think you could solve a lot more than 45% of Linux-related problems by slapping the programmers.
     
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    blasphemy!
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  9. Xero

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    JESUS CHRIST ITS A TIGER GET IN THE CAR

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    because windows is shit.
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  10. Enig

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    Listen, listen, listen.

    Get a custom "glassy" theme for Windows XP and it'll both look like 7 and it'll actually work.

    Or get a Mac.

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  11. KoalaRimjob

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    ^ Fuck you all
     
  12. KoalaRimjob

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    Bump the full "7 Embedded Standard Toolkit" leaked including x64 support.
    http://content.lol/aacB2sJQ.png
    Leave it to microsoft to put linux to shame when it comes to easy customization
     
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    Are there any programs that don't work on ThinPC that would have ran just fine on XP? - I don't play many PC games, but I do use alot of emulators, mostly pSX or jNES. I assume most software or hardware will identify this as 7?

    Only reason I haven't moved on yet is I'm just a stubborn bastard, and I've been waiting for a 'lite' and tweaked version of 7 that will run on my 5 year old piece of shit. (2 gigs RAM, 512 meg video card) I did try 7 not long after it came out, but it was too bloated for my liking. And Vista was a buggy pile of shit in the entire month that I used it. - There were no XP drivers for my then new computer.

    I assume this ThinPC is what replaced XP Fundamentals? - That was a stripped down XP made for old shit comps like Rootfaggot would own. (PII 266 for example) I recall seeing a torrent of that posted on PirateBay a few years ago.
     
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    Yeah i haven't found anything that doesn't work, Its basically a completely modular version of windows for virtual machines you can add the components you want and then shit out an iso works fine as a main os.
     
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    I briefly lost consciousness when I read this. The degree of separation from reality required to make such a statement is beyond comprehension.
     
  17. KoalaRimjob

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    It only seems that way to someone who's software expierance is limited to freeware/consumer level shite.

    Sorry gimps.
     
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    Windows defines consumer level shit.

    Come back when you can programme in the z/OS environment. That shit is still running the world.

    Faggot.
     
  19. KoalaRimjob

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    lol you continue to demonstrate your ignorance gimp, Windows is a family of os's from enterprise tot third world.

    Group Policy :Rape:
     
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    You make a couple of uncharacteristically good points:
    1) Windows is a 3rd world OS
    2) GP takes is up the arse

    Your OS has coined BSOD and many other memes based on its wild instability. The Redmond wankers couldn't even get it stable enough for Billy to do his demos.

    Windows is prevalent due to marketing, and for no other reason.
     
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    And now your ignorant of computers in general, Not good for you.

    You keep telling yourself its just marketing, Don't try to duplicate its success or incorporate ist best features :cool:
     
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    It's "you're ignorant", but I'd expect nothing less than shitful spelling from a Gatesfag. BTW - no one arguing competently at this level would use the term "computers". Douche.

    LOL at incorporating its best features. What a fucking joke. Why do you think z/OS still runs the core of the really important companies and data centres, and why is Linux gaining market share and traction by the day? Don't answer - no one cares. Just like your OS, you're irrelevant and will be gone within a decade.
     
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    This coming from someone who's only experience is with Windows is rather ironic.:awesome:
     
  24. KoalaRimjob

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    Learn what a stop screen is gimp, learn why its shown gimp. If the hdd dies on a computer running linux you dont go "lolol linux kernal panic unstable lolol" its bias,


    Yeah you keep telling yourself that

    Active directory nuff said.

    The same reason jobs are being outsourced to china cost of course they need to look at total cost of ownership

    :point: ROTFL

    Keep telling yourself that, I choose windows over the alternatives.
     
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    Something tells me you've never once used a UNIX-like system or touched a Mainframe.
     
  26. KoalaRimjob

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    Ive had the extreme displeasure of working with both and more, If i could sum both up in two words (and cisco's shite aswell) it'd be "needlessly complicated" but what do you expect when your relationship with users is comparable to a hooker after a fuck.
     
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    Guess you prefer consumer oriented stuff then.
     
  28. KoalaRimjob

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    Yes an enterprise level Firewall+NIPS (Signature + Behavior )+AV+Application Firewall + Content Filter is consumer orientated aswell its way... way to complicated to have a gui no it must have a cli with over 9000 switches:rolleyes:

    Its amazing the things you can do when you actually listen to users and dump the smug holier than thou attitude
     
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    It's amazing what happens when the users can actually change the OS to their heart's content instead of relying on a company known for its shitty coding practices.
     
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    >Runs on 1gb of RAM
    That's supposed to be an achievement?
    Still bloated as fuck.