Pseudo-intellectual debate: Israel and Palestine

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Zaichata, Jul 26, 2011.

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Are you pro-Israel or pro-Palestine?

  1. Israel

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  2. Palestine

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  1. Zaichata

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    Dear fellow first year college students, semi-intellectual frat boys and all-round readers of Dan Brown books who think they're "crackz0ring the g0vernment c0dez", let us all start a new trollfest, the likes of the christianity topic, with, as ED tradition goes by, severely pathetic arguments and failing at making anyone give a shit.

    Let us discuss the situation Israel-Palestine. What are your political views on the matter? Is Israel an evil colonialist empire or are Palestine just a bunch of greedy sandniggers? Or are they both?

    To get things started, my personal contention is pro-Israel. In my opinion, we got a hypothesis where Israel is reigning and a hypothesis where Palestinians are reigning. In the first, we got a pseudo-democratic Western state that turned a piece of barren desertland into a highly fertile, productive and industrially leading land, that oppresses a big minority (Palestinians). In the latter, if we follow the example of virtually every North-African country, we got a non-democratic, oligarchic dictatorship that most likely didn't turn a barren desertland into a highly industrial competitive and technologically advanced country, but rather like every other North-African country, a poverty-infested country where technology and progress are all but the keywords, where a large majority (namely the non-rich) is being oppressed for the sake of a very small minority.

    Please, share your opinions all.
     
  2. faggotmaximum

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    both sides are retarded, the entire conflict is pathetic.

    Isreal just has better funding.
     
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    Both parties are spastic, camel-fucking dickheads.
     
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    False Dichotomy,I think both states suck in different ways.

    Israel Fucks its neighbors
    Palestine Fucks its own people
     
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    Ideally, they would both bleed out their ass and die. In the real world we have to worry about Palestine acquiring Israel's illegal nuclear weapons. Though the $7(?) billion we pay annually to prevent that sure pisses me off.
     
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    I'm pro-"selling weapons to both sides and goading them both into a war with each other." What would you call that position? Not retarded and uninvolved?
     
  7. Beefcake

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    That's the Belgian tactic, SELL GUNS TO EVERYONE!

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    Israel is full of Jews and Palestine is is full of terrorists. I say we just turn the middle east into the new Chernobyl, and then in 100 years when it's safe to inhabit again let them start over.
     
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    Screw letting them start over, they had their chance and blew it.

    Turn the land into a giant Laurence of Arabia theme park!
     
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    This is my well.
    I have drunk from it.
    You are welcome.

    And then you ride the roller-coaster through the Saudi desert!
     
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    Everything was better when the Turks were in charge, because there was none of this Israel versus Palestine faggotry.
     
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    I hope the middle east nukes each other to death. That way, I can bring guns and toothpaste on planes, just like the old days.
     
  13. LizTaylorsGhost

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    What's to debate really. I think the best possible solution is a hands off isolationist approach when it comes to the middle east in regards to self rule and border disputes. It's win-win for foreign powers that way. They stop seeing us as meddling super powers with dreams of colonization and at the same time we don't have to listen to their shit anymore. Without foreign backing Israel will have to rethink its policies and attitudes as will Palestine. Maybe they kill each other maybe not. Either way not our problem.
     
  14. Zaichata

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    But how do we get the oil then?
     
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    Generally speaking, people who have been repeatedly bombarded by nuclear warheads don't resist so well when you come to take shit from them. I.E. See Japan.

    Step 1: Leave them alone
    Step 2: They blow each other up
    Step 3: I can't hold all this oil
     
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    Blowing each other to smithereens is going to take years, and we want oil now
     
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    Why am i not allowed to vote nuke them all? They are all whiny bastered children that don't deserve to keep breathing because they fight like toddlers. Someone should spank both their asses or something...
     
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    Besides the starting over part, good.
     
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  21. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    judaism vs islam.

    id have to go with islam, as they wouldnt even fucking care about us at all if we werent siding with the fucking kikes.

    so long as we can get rid of that forumfag who pretends to be a depressed teenage palestinian girl living in the gaza strip but still has a computer and internet and time enough to post garbage on here all day long.. with all the mortar rounds and whatnot.
     
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    It is the duty of every Muslim to strive against those who do not believe in Allah. Jews don't try to convert you to their silly religion.
     
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    No, they just use their considerable wealth and influence to get other countries to slowly disnmantle theirselves, while using a different set of values and moral in their own country.
     
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    They have been bitching at each other for far too long. I say sell them a bunch of guns, let them kill each other, then swoop in taking all the land and stealing the oil.
     
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    Pro-Israel because I can't imagine the Jews doing a worse job than the Muslims in maintaining anything ever. If anything, Israel will likely kick the Palestine's ass and nobody would give two fucks, whereas we would actually care if our allies were getting their asses handed to them, though in our financial state we would not have the urgency or means to aid them.

    In essence, dicks.
     
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    i will not be suckered into this debate.
     
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    Palestinians are obviously the superior people and as such should be living out their days in the holy land, not those filthy kikes who currently occupy it.
     
  29. Baya Rae 4900

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    Everybody knows the capital of Judea is New York City.
     
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    The USA actually holds the largest Jewish population on earth, many more than Israel. That is another reason why Palestine should incorporate the holy land into its state.