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  1. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Sony said the Vita would be incredibly close to the PS3.
    And they were right, because just like the PS3 the Vita has no gaems.
     
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    i thought i called the motherfucking bug exterminators awhile ago.
     
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    And now you are purposely being unfunny in an attempt to troll me, are you not?
     
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    Aww, come on, don't stop now, GAY CONSOLE FANBOY WAR!!!
     
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    Whatever you want.
     
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    consoles are for suxorz lol, pc master race.
     
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    No but seriously nao, you don't like the vita? it's pretty new so I don't know much about it.
     
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    I thought it was going to be pretty awesome, but the whole game lineup is crap.
     
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    Looks like the big ones don't want to risk it until they are sure the vita's sales aren't going to flop like with the psp. Or maybe is because of the potential piracy issues.
     
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    Vita died in Japan, already. I bet sooner or later all that's going to be released on it is watered down PS3 games and CoD.
     
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    Looks like the current gen's handhelds aren't doing well in general. Blame Steve Jobs.
     
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    Actually, on Nintendo's side with the 3DS things aren't shit at all.
    For a kiddy toy, it's got surprisingly fucktastic games.
     
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    Really, I though the sales weren't that good when it was released, maybe they manage to change that with the lineup, like you just said. Either way, my kind of games pretty much died on the previous gen so I don't have much to expect.
     
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    It wasn't the lineup, more of Nintendo dropped the price and now everyone's in love with it.
     
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    I got a Vita. I agree that the launch game selection is shitty (go into several stores, see same 5-7 games), but I'm enjoying what I do have. Little Deviants is fun; Escape Plan is interesting; Army Corps of Hell may have shitty graphics but it's fun to kill stuff en mass, reminds me of the Overlord games which I enjoyed; I really want to play Katamari; and while my bf has Uncharted, I haven't tried it yet, but I'm sure it's good too. Earlier today I played FFT on my Vita while remote playing from my PS3.

    All it needs now is Monster Hunter.....................................FUCK CAPCOM
     
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    Capcom said something about making a monster hunter on vita recently, but it's probably going to be a psp port.
     
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    If they do, I'll get it day one. I could play Unite on my Vita, which is fine, but I got spoiled by MHP3. I really want to play it legally and not the Japanese version. Fuck.
     
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    Yeah but portable 3 doesn't have the cool ass features they added to Tri.
    Much better if they develop Monster Hunter 4 onto Vita.
     
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    I agree, but the only thing I can think of that Tri had over P3 was the swimming. P3 had several things better than Tri, like two battle kitties, multiple cats you could train and send on missions while you were out on your own quests, and the hot spring + hot spring drinks. I'll be honest, I only played Tri for a little bit while I played hours on P3, so I could be wrong about the differences.

    But MH4 would be even better, fo sho.
     
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    I don't own the PS Vita, but I have experienced a demo of it a few times. From what I can see, it's the same thing as the old PSP's but with a few technical upgrades (touchscreen, front & back cameras) and some Near application which, in my opinion is pointless. Don't know about games though.
     
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    The Vita is a great piece of harware but is probably doomed to fail as a portable device for several raisins, on being Sony fucking up the initial price and marketing. Two, people would rather pay little for a 3Ds than extra for the Vita's gimmicky device.