Like many of you, I have a Facebook and it's flooded with people I half know, hardly know, and don't care to know. Very few people on it are actually friends. So, also like most people, I've decided to prune my friends list down to an acceptable number - ideally, zero. But instead of simply removing the unwanted scum from my list and getting on with it, I've decided to spam my message wall with a series of posts I've aptly named Alienating Friends on Facebook. I've only posted four, so far today, to date. Here they are: Alienating Friends on Facebook Post #4: Does anybody really trust the blacks? (I mean, REALLY?) Alienating Friends on Facebook Post #3: I'm cheating on my GF with a 14 yo girl; and I'm cheating on her with an 11 yo. Alienating Friends on Facebook Post #2: Saw an Asian guy about 7 hours ago on the bus... didn't like the 'look' of him... Alienating Friends on Facebook Post #1: Just beat up a girl, and it was pretty easy. I told her she looked too fat. When she gave me lip, I gave her a fat one. As I write this, it is 4:15 am, so most people are fast asleep being faggots probably getting rest and not having withdrawal shits every 4 minutes. I hope by the morning time (their morning time, 9 am; not our morning time, 2:30 pm) I will have lost at least eight "friends." I'll keep you all posted for as long as this all seems fun to me.