PROMETHEUS 2 PUBLICITY STUNT LEADS TO ORAL IMPREGNATION

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    Thats an achievement for Korean seafood lovers right there.
     
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    I wonder if they'll keep her in quarantine for the incubation period. I really hope they do, and don't just destroy her as a biological hazard. She might be the first in a new line of bio-weapons, with which the elites can finally depopulate the areas of the world inhabited by savages.

    Then, with the world's resources now afforded to us, we could set our eyes to the stars once again. This could be the genesis of not only the New World Order, but also Earth's galactic empire.
     
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    I just knew this guy was a faggot!
     
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    OMG I SHOULD SO GET LSD FOR WHEN I SEE PROMETHEUS 2!!!!!!1
     
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    What is wrong with doing LSD during an Opus Magnum of occult symbolism? You are so furniture!
     
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    Basically, squids have detachable penises. Once it hooks onto a female, that disembodied penis can continuously cum into her remotely, pumping sperm to make lil squid babies

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    I had another article about how tentacles actually possess a level of independent sentience.

    Yeah it's weird when people dont realize in 90% of my pictures im trying to look like a faggot.

    thanks for "getting it"
     
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    I got nothing, in fact I thought you looked supercool - but the fact that I do means nothing as I'm a loser. I was referencing a "20 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Gay" article that was linked to in the article you linked and it listed that guy and the Kyle XY dude as faggots, but I already knew they were from the moment I saw them faggoting on cable.

    Uber is right, that is an awsome armsleeve tattoo.

    Uberfukken thank you, thank you, thank you! Awesome article! This presents the same problem to rational ethics as dinosaur brains. Dinosaurs have two brains, one in the head and the other is a neural mass in their tails - you can see where this goes.
    If I cut off my hand and the neural impulses respond as if it's in pain - it is in pain. The same is true for octopus tenticles, they experience pain and think - yet are doomed where is your God now?!
    This is a major point sidesteped by Rational Atheist Moralists, those who deny the is-ought problem or at least claim it has been resolved.

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    Much much more Brian, oh so much more:
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    Summary. My brain wiring causes me to find the thought of suffering more horrific than is true for most people. This drive to prevent suffering is very strong, and I would feel I was failing my values to take a more relaxed stance on the matter.​
    Brian Tomasik (graduated with High Honors and now works at Bing) seriously proposes that "animal advocates should consider focusing their efforts to raise concern about the vast suffering that occurs in the natural environment" through the promotion of "the meme of caring about wild animals" and engineering "more humane ecological systems."
    This is what I'm talking about, this critique is not merely silly and sentimental but contradicted by dinosaurs.
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    What a repulsive human being.
    Lol, no no no it's just so fucking wrong. This is just sophistry, nasty stupid sophistry that people like this use at once as a self-righteous excuse to feel superior and as a cudgle to bash over the head those to whom they delusionally think they have a right to feel superior to.
    They need to be euthinized.
     
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    lol this is so good :D
     
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    i was so fucking hyped when prometheus had tentacle rape.

    as a tremendous fan of ALIEN and things with tentacles, and rape, it was a trifecta all things awesome!

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    people say i should get a dick tattooed on my arm and im like "they are both dicks" lol

    well, they are phallic symbols. same thing.
     
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    fucking badass. ive been meaning to get some new ink but been short on ideas.

    think im gonna copy your idea with the tentacle arm, hope you dont mind. not identically, but something similar. probably multiple tentacles.
     
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    How do you feel about hand tats? Little tentacle tats on each finger would be just the kawaii-est :awesome:
     
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    Leaning more towards terrifying than kawaii.

    It's gonna start at the shoulder and wrap around the arm and back. I have a lot of birthmarks so I'm thinking of encasing them with the tentacles. It'd be cool to have the tents reach out to the fingertips but I still have to pretend to be a normal well adjusted individual sometimes so neck/hands are out for now.

    One of my best friends is a tattoo artist so I'll get it done on a major discount. I'll post up whenever it happens, maybe a month or three.
     
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    You look like Christopher Mintz-Plasse in this picture. LOL.
     
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    i was gonna get skeleton keys on my fingers but after reading up on it and seeing the damage that happens
    im gonna avoid it. i wanted to get an eye of horus on the palm of my hand also.

    im thinking about a macho man randy savage tattoo pretty hard.
     
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    i stole my tattoo idea directly from google search.

    the guy that did my tattoo was some fat fucking 50 year old dressed like a skater spitting game
    while going into diabetic shock and talking about nonsense.

    i fell asleep halfway through because i routinely go 24 hours without sleep, and when i came to i was
    like "why does this suck so bad?" and he was like "WE CAN GO OVER IT IN THE NEXT SESSION"

    and i was like, haha yes the next session... and then decided to leave it like that and find someone else
    to give me extremely cheap and shitty tattoos.
     
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    I am thinking about getting a full rosy cross either over my heart or on my back. But I need to bulk up first. You should get a rosy cross.
     
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    Eye of Horus would be awesome.