Pro wrestling is gay

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    There is nothing gay about wrestling. Look at the sweat glistening on their warm bodies.
    That is ATHLETICISM.
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    Complicated moves require lots of physical prowess, especially finger strength.
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    Oh man, this guy is a pro. Check out the look of orgasm defeat on his opponent's face. Majestic.
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    Finely tuned, rippling machines, with buttocks that can grip a tightrope.
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    Not at all gay, sir. I am shocked and appalled at the accusation toward the wrestling community.
     
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    Wrestling may or may not be gay, but dat haircut certainly is.
     
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    Wrestling isn't gay, okay? It's homosexual. Please don't use that hateful word, alright?
     
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    indie wrestling is gay and retarded

     
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    why is that? and please explain in a TL;DR fashion so we can all understand your point of view please
     
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    Then, I totally support gaiety.

     
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    beyond gay

     
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    ^ the cheerleader escorting him is a fucking badass



    edit: nvm different ppl, they look similar
     
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    It's never gay.
     
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    MMA is not wrestling, dude...totally different gayness

    Slightly less gay, this:

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    (And no, the blood is not fake...)
     
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    Surprisingly, light tubes are virtually painless. Lots of blood and the danger of a shard in the eye, but it really doesn't hurt at all. I think the most dangerous thing that these garbage-wrestlers do is take falls from sick heights. I can't post videos now, but it's easy to find spots with these guys throwing each other onto folding tables from 20 feet in the air.
     
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    gaysex with clothes.
     
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    I have seen nasty cust with those, but it's not the usual... the worse thing is the amount of crystal dust they inhale, they tend to have serious lung problems with time
    Mercury and phosphor vapours are bad on the long run too, tho less with burned out tubes like they use

    I read somewhere that some years ago it was worst (in Japan, of course...) because those wrestlers went from village to village making the show, and after it it was customary to take a bath in the local river/lake/pond , and they got nice infected wounds in some of them...leading in several cases even to death...but I don't have the source

    My favourite is when the use barbed wire as a security net, lol:



    At 0:30...although all the vid is funny, there are several of those falls Uber is talking about
     
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    The barbwire/thumbtacks are always rubber tipped, it still stings, but it won't rip you wide open. The tacks are carefully chosen to have a very short needle and they'll often put an adhesive on the tip. Even with those precautions in place it still hurts like hell because any time they're coming in contact with it, they're being thrown into it with a lot of force.

    There's no doubt those guys were getting serious infections washing their wounds in local ponds. Indie wrestlers are paid next to nothing, and garbage wrestlers are paid even less. They take horrendous amounts of punishment for a $40 payday, it's admirable in my opinion, very dedicated.

    For the falls, the most famous one is New Jack/Vic Grimes. In one match, they both fell from the rafters and New Jack suffered legitimate brain damage and is permanently blinded in his right eye. A year later, New Jack got his revenge by purposely botching this stunt:



    He intentionally threw him too far as to catch him up on the ropes instead of the tables where he was supposed to land. Dude almost lost his life.
     
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    we need a wrestling subforum :(
    with you as admin and with stables and all the crazy shit :D
     
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    hahaha...no
     
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    I'd rather...
     
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    yeeeeeup that would be e-wrestling, something i used to do (and eventually troll against) when I was a teenager. if you think pro wrestling is gay, you never seen a small group of neckbeards "roleplaying" their imaginary wrestler on the internet.

    i thought it was pretty cool when i was 12-14, and then spent two years getting banned from everywhere until I finally got a life. i dropped by once in 2004 to see if it was still active, but the old communities/ircs that i knew of are long dead.

    but yea there aint gonna be a wrestling subforum. if anything, this is it.
     
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    That scream, it is the best scream. YEAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAEAEEEEEEEEE!
     
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    joey styles, the one and true king of commentary



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