Prepare to Die

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by PerpetuallyAroused, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Ok fags. the ED gamers just got a mission. Our mission is to get Dark Souls and play together. Now for any of you who don't know, Dark Souls is the sequel to the game "demon's souls" and both boast punishingly hard gameplay and dying a SHIT TON. We should play together not only to level up and get phat loot, but to join the black covenant and invade the SHIT out of other players' games and steal their souls.

    It is coming out in like 2 days on the PC (which is the only platform we should be gaming on), and you fags better be PREPARED TO DIE.
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    Demon souls was really kick ass and Dark souls was a great game too, shitty frame rate aside the master race version will make it playable. Rolling thief and chillin with the sun bros
     
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    im down with this idea!

    im not familiar with the game that much, i rented it and it was fun though.
     
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    do you have steam? if so. get the fuck on board
    buy it niggafuck, and add us all on steam.
     
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    Playing Last Remnent on PC right now and that is a lot of rapage.

    I'll join too if you can use pirated version, I always see that the online capabilities are disabled in them. :/
     
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    how much is this shit going to cost on steam?

    i hate steam but i would like to play
     
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    not hideously CHEEP, like 39.99 i think
     
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    Oh man I only have 10$, I will wait until it get a discount.
     
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    This sounds fun. I'll dig up my Steam account.
     
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    I nominate sugar bombs as the official dragon checker. She shall be required to enter all rooms before the rest of the ED crew to ensure that there are no dragons present.

    I don't think sugar knows much about demon's souls or dark souls so she doesn't know the relative risk associated with this job.
     
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    The risk is right there in the job title. Though I suppose a more accurate name for the job would be redshirt.
     
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    Oh, pardon me. I didn't realize that you decided to make utter faggotry a part of your group's goals.
    I'll stick to playing it on the PS3 and just miss out on your lovely company.
     
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    Come now, who wouldn't want to be Perpa's redshirt?
     
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    you're going to need thicker skin if you want to be part of a trollgang. And if that barb upsets you, how are you going to deal with the inevitable 3000000000000000 deaths in dark souls? Also, how many dragons can there be?
     
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    I tried the online function in Dark Souls once. The first invasion I ever received was from a griever who abused a glitch to get uber equipment at a low level. Was pretty gay.
     
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    find this guy and tell him to joinup with us.
     
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    That would be the infamous dragon head glitch
     
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    so what percent of players do you think started the game knowing about the dragon-tail sword?
     
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    Thicker skin? Lol, okay there buddy. There's a difference between my jimmies being rustled and finding your overall personality annoying, and not worth wasting an extra 40 bucks when I already have both games for console.
    Good luck. :awesome:
     
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    Its fine, we all know girls are no good at videogames anyway. You would have whined, bitched, and perioded everywhere. Your PC is also probably too assy to play this game.

    Ok, we, need a new patsy to fill her place. Anyone?
     
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    Yeah, I would have done whatever I could to ruin your plans.
    Including using my period blood to write whiny poetry to read over Ventrilo.
     
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    Lol you've expressed your lack of desire to play, you don't have to stay in here and whine at being excluded from the boy's club

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    seriously though, more people must be informed.

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    kbye bb <3
     
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    For the last time: I don't play video games.
    Stop tagging me.
     
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    Wow you ARE upset. You know sugar, if the internet upsets you so much maybe your mommy shouldn't let you on.
    @oddguy
     
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    are you guys sunbros?
     
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    who is asking Mr. Znrub?
     
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    Just a common folk. Im getting the game and I dont wanna wait until winter to get it on console, do you guys have a covenant in mind already like the Park Rangers or the Dickwraiths, it should be someone who represents the interest in the Arts and Humanities that this subforum irradiates from day to day