Predictions as to what will happen by 2025

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    I'll start:
    • Recreational marijuana will be legal in at least half of western Europe and US states
    • The Simpsons will have ended
    • @Satanicdruggie will kill himself and/or someone else
    • EA will be on its last legs
    And there's one I'm not as sure about, but I'll include it anyway:
    • "I don't wanna go to prison" won't be TOTN anymore
     
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    • continuation of the war on terror
    • the high score is broken
    • dayz standalone is released
     
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    Maybe the 'GLOBAL WAHMING' that Al Gore warned us about finally melts the polar ice caps, leaving 80% of world's coastal cities completely under water and causing the cute polar bear to become endangered.
     
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    1/4 of the people here would be dead or learned to have a life.
     
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    -I would have abandoned my life on the internet for a new career prior to this year.

    -@oddguy finally accepts the fact Gary Busey is not real.
    -oddguy would also reenable his tags because he got lonely
     
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    By 2025 true socialism will finally be realised.
    By 2027 they will come to the conclusion that it wasn't true socialism.
     
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    the console wars will begin

    waluigi will be dethroned from power
     
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    Anyway can someone update the fucking AOTN already
     
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    Some people will have bought 7 more calendars.
     
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    @lotic will have replaced all users on here, discord and 3/4ths of Twitter with semisentient Gertbots.

    @scumhook 's poetry career will have taken off. Ppl pay him large amts of money for appearances, where he shows up on stage, pantsless, screaming 'suck my filth stick, u unwashed father fellating ditchbitch!'

    @Solution will have opened up EDF's medical branch brick n mortsr site, most of our customers are trannies asking to have donkey penises grafted onto them and crazy clamato drinking incels that the gubimint reimburses us fat stacks to beat the shit out of as a form of aversion therapy.

    @endsenten 's shoops will be featured in the Louvre.

    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 will have found someone to put his consciousness into an robot body. Unfortunately he didn't read the fine print, and now recites the political musings of Adolf Hilter to Japanese businessmen who fondle the double Ds of his new realdoll form.

    EDF's ownership will have shifted hands 30 times, and no one really knows who the admins are, but 4 different drug habits and 1 military coup in Africa will be funded by donations from users here who thought they were buying t-shirts.
     
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    Serious question: Do you (Mexicans) want to quickly elect Duterte as despot of Mexico before he succumbs to cancer? How quickly can citizen guard death squads kill all organised criminals in Mexico? Logistically speaking, I mean.
     
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    We'll all be 7 years older, or dead. There, I'm a modern-day Nostradamus.
     
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    Is ACB still angry that a bunch of degenerate Jews got killed? I mean they were in fact far left degenerates. Like if they were members of my tribe I wouldn't give a shit about their deaths. I don't know why ACB cares unless he himself is far left?
     
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