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Discussion in 'Music, Movies & Media' started by VROOMIE JAY, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. VROOMIE JAY

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    I STICK MY STAINLESS, IN YOUR CHEST​
    IT AINT GONNA BE PAINLESS, COS I'M THE BEST​
    YOU BITCH IS BRAINLESS? DONT END UP LIKE THE REST​
    FUCK WITH ME, YOU END UP DEAD​
    SUCK OFF ME, YOU DUMB WHITE BRED​
    wurd niiggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa​
     
  2. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    CHECK THESE PHAT BEATS
    Roses are read
    Violets are blue
    what is this bump
    and what is this goo.
     
  3. VROOMIE JAY

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    no.
     
  4. Atomic_Joe

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    Niggers gonna nigger.
     
  5. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Your flow is stale like old farts,
    Dripn' down legs like hot sharts,
    Gitten'off to slow starts,
    Like Snorlax Rae in go-carts,
    Runnin' from greeters at wall mart,
    Eating tons of poptarts,
    Until the Mother Fucking heart stops.

    What nigga, Final Solution, Darkiecide records, CHIK CHIK BLA BLA BITCH!
    *Drops DA Motha- Fukn Mic*
     
  6. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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  7. MrGask

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    ^Liked for the dedication it took to make that.

    Your rymes is weak nigga, you aint never touched a trigger
    the ash on your skin covers Pompeii, and there's just no way you can continue to play,
    sandbox rymes all day, with a little lake though it
    you thought you could do, but Smokey the rhino ran through it
    Your jeans are too tight, your flow is aflight...







    you sure you aren't white?
     
  8. Harpoons

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  9. oddguy

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    Y'all should hold the phone,or just drop the mic.
    Y'all wish you could all rhyme like a kike.
    Oddguy,to be specific,My styles all be terrific.
    I rhyme like all the time,that's cause im so prolific.
    There ain't no need to check me steez.
    When i walk in the room leave,act like trees.
    i can smoke you like one,if you don't,my son.
    I don't rhyme for nothing,cause my words might stun.
    But mostly they kill,like i kill these tracks.
    Nig's stay in the hood and deal this crack.
    I own rap now,so quit the game.
    And go back to Africa,from where you came.
     
  10. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    10/10 :jew:
     
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  12. madh8r

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    Yo that old dog learned some new tricks
    Like how to jerk off while he sucks two dicks
    I make your ass walk the street, fuckin trick-ass bitch
    Every day you get beat till I leave you in a ditch

    My glock loaded and locked, holdin down the block
    Don't be shocked, when I cradle my stock and unlock
    You're deluded, tryna step to this man
    My ryhmes phat and stupid like Chris Chan

    I stained my stainless, in the blood of Bloods
    I pop off six shots in a crackalackin Cuz
    Fuck the Bloods fuck the Crips fuck the whole Folk Nation
    Fuck the South Side too, Grove Street invasion
     
  13. madh8r

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    Hold the phone? Fuck that, stop the presses!
    The h8r is home, and his message possesses
    the secret I must confess is I know what your home address is
    Ill fly to the holy land and turn your fam to carcasses

    Lets approach this scientifically, you say you flow "terrifically"?
    Analytically, not critically, you flow like pussy literally
    You flow like butt mud, but I flow like a flash flood,
    Open up your throat cause I flow like slash blood

    I flow poetically, prophetically, you step to me pathetically
    Tyna get ahead of me but I'm a step ahead genetically
    You're impaired developmentally, conceived accidentally
    When your mother fucked her brother that's why you're retarded mentally

    H8r is the hardest thug, h8r takes the hardest drugs
    H8r took a hundred slugs and shook em off with just a shrug
    H8r is unbeatable, psychotically untreatable
    H8r's unrepeatable and H8r's unrepeatable
     
  14. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Dear mods, plz ban all rhymers in the thread.
     
  15. VROOMIE JAY

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    hey hey hey listen here, boy
    Imma school you so hard so you better enjoy
    so sit back and relax, you goy!

    "madh8er", thinks hes a lyrics trader
    in fact he's shit, and stinks comin from his armpit
    makes sense, he's a pile of shit

    yes-ter-day, when i was fuckin his mom, it was so slick
    until she let off a bomb, in-my- dick
    i slapped that bitch and threw her in a ditch
    now she's havin my baby. abortion? maybe
     
  16. Patroclus Rex

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  17. Kenneth

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    STEP BACK!!
     
  18. madh8r

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    hey hey hey, listen here shitstain
    Shut yo bitch ass up, unless you want a split brain
    H8r makes the club rain, like a fuckin hurricane
    H8r brings the worst pain, poppin off like john wayne

    Come on vroomie, come try and step to me
    Leave you bleedin on the floor and walk away like "bitch, sue me"
    You spit like you're a newbie, you're gay you wanna screw me
    But I'm stickin with your momma cause she squirted when she blew me

    For real tho, real nigggaz is few an far between. All the real niggaz up on this bitch right here. GS4L nigga bang till I die
     
  19. MrGask

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    Gay Sex for Life/:
     
  20. madh8r

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    Hard gay motherfucker. Hard
     
  21. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    I AINT NO FLUKE THEY CALL ME LE DUKE
    I TAKE YER' WOMEN AND FILL'EM WITH SEAMEN
    I BRAKE YOUR SPIRIT LIKE A VILLAIN SUSPICIOUSLY TRAINING TO BE CONSPICUOUSLY HARD ON YER' BRAININ', WHEN YER DA PAWN I AM THE ROOK, SO BEFORE YOU CRY, PRAY TO DA' DUKE.
     
  22. Harpoons

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    Just no.
     
  23. faggotmaximum

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    YO I'M SOME FAG POSTING IN A RAP THREAD

    SHIT LOOK AT ALL THOSE WORDS, I'M SO GANGSTA I GIVE MYSELF HEAD

    I'M THE BEST INTERNET RAPPER, YOU FAGGOTS JUST MAKE ME FAMOUS

    ON A FORUM I TYPE DOPE RHYMES WHILE INSERTING FRUIT INTO MY ANUS
     
  24. uberfukken

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    niggerbump
     
  25. madh8r

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    jokes on you this thread is fucking awesome
     
  26. uberfukken

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    i would have moved it to shitpost metro if i thought it sucked
     
  27. madh8r

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    then get off my dick faggot
     
  28. uberfukken

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    i still think rap is gay, but thats my personal opinion. enjoy your frontpage efame
     
  29. Porn

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    NIGGER GHETTO HOOD
    GHETTO NIGGER HOOD
    HOOD NIGGER GHETTO
    NIGGER NIGGER HOOD
    GHETTO NIGGER HOOD
     
  30. $$Trooper

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