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  1. Atomic_Joe

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    Joevahkiin

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    Rubber necked potato head allowed to play football.

    http://www.viralnova.com/special-needs-football/

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  2. buttpenetrated

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    I suppose we'll all love to see regular games interrupted with "time out" sessions for defective over here when a mean ol' QB gets him a boo-boo on his knees.

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    HUTT HUTT POTATO HIKE!!!
     
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    Ehmn... and when the kid reads this he will snuff himself... Jolly good show! Fucking stupid cunt...
     
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    It's not about winning guise, it's about having fun!
     
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    That's loser talk, son.
     
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    Look at the kid next to him. He's all "can you believe this shit?" I kind of feel sorry for whomever receives the inevitable tard rage beating.

    I love them fabulous uniforms as well.
     
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    Remember that episode of Married with children when Polk High played The First Ladies?
     
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    More like gay cats.
     
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    Who says bullies can't be compassionate at the same time? Baron Von Richthofen killed tons of British pilots, and they fucking loved him over there because he was such a bro.
     
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    The Red Baron was a goddamn gentlemen.
     
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    They don't worry about head contusions so that's a plus, I guess.
     
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    @Atomic_Joe is just mad that his parents decided to send their mentally challenged son to military school instead of letting him play football and getting molested by his scout master like he wanted.
     
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    Do retards need to wear helmets since there is nothing they need to protect in their heads?
     
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    No.so feel free to take yours off.
     
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    Rugby doesn't use helmets.
     
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    we both know we do not make you ware that helmet for rugby.
     
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    Based on the syntax and spelling of that sentence, I think you need the helmet more than I do.
     
  19. jack

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    Based on your photos in the yearbook tread I would say you have a pretty mouth and your kind dumb.
     
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    It really shows how much of a faggot you are when I'm siding with rice, @jack shut the fuck up and get out
     
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    Mentally challenged, yes. Playing with fire will do that to a young boy. Football, no. Team sports breed dependency and relying on others to accomplish a goal, which I do not approve of.
     
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    This reminds me of the sperglord who used to be at the game tournaments held in the shitty little town I used to live in. Every Friday night he'd turn up, and for the 6 hours the tournament ran, he'd be bitching the entire time because he died in COD as much as the rest of us. One of the more memorable quotes:

    "OH MY GOD guys! Stop killing me! STOP KILLING ME! I can't even kill anyone because you guys keep killing me! Stop it! Stop iiiiit! Fucking stop it and let me kill someone!"
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    If I was shit at something, I'd be highly insulted if people simply let me win. It's not something you can look back on proudly and be all "Yeah, I fucking did that". It's something to be ashamed of. If people let you win and you're not a hot bitch, it's because you bitched so much that they resorted to that after telling you to shut the fuck up for 6 months didn't work.
     
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    I just assumed all handegg player were mentally challenged. You can't tell me any one of those "athletes" can do anything else other than being told to how to grab a ball and run with it.
     
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    My question to you is WHY DIDN'T YOU FIST FUCK HIS STUPID MOUTH WITH YOUR FURIOUS FIST? That's the kind of dude that BEGS for an ass-beating.
     
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    Because the other nerdlings already did.