Pot pipe found in Kids Meal from Burger King

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  1. umkemesik

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    SAUCE: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/07/17/pot-pipe-kids-meal/2537223/
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Meh,this people should calm down ,it could be worst , like finding a crack pipe or some meth.
     
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    I'm gonna order a few menus at this burger king
     
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    God save this kid, after smoking that pipe he'll get addicted to it and he'll probably turn into some of our favorite members.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Still Burguer king is way better than mcds.
     
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    If that's the kind of toys they're given out with their happy meals then they've made a King man out of me!
     
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    Dunno why the grandfather was mad. The weed was way healthier than anything else in that kid's meal.
     
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    Wait, are you saying kid's meals don't usually come with free pot in America? Fuck, what a dump. How do you guys live?
     
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    It's true, though Mexicans only develop obesity epidemics when they live in the US, and there's plenty of food in Mexico.
     
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    Mexico is now more obese than America. I blame our NAFTA GMO corn.
     
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    Gross negligence, but it would explain the glazed-over eyes, and out of place smile I get when I pick up my order.
     
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    i didn't read anything but THAT is a quality kids meal toy.
    Only second to the ultimate toy to ever come in a kidsmeal
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    You guys are confusing McDonalds with Burger King. Learn your restaurants you salad tossing hemorrhoid sucking vegan faggots!!
     
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    Don't get confusing, confused with not caring enough to bother being correct
     
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    Well, at least it wasn't a severed finger.
     
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    If you don't care how are you going to get your free hash pipe next time you go to Burger King and ask for a kids meal?
     
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    i think it was one of those free giveaway contests, i never win those :(
     
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    I know how you feel, me neither :(
     
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    You act surprised, but this is actually part of all fast food's plan. They all hire a fuck ton of stoners so they pot gets rubbed off into the food and gives you the munchies, making you want more food. It's genius.
     
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    Actually most people who work at fast food chains are fucking douchebags- and if they aren't they get turned into them eventually after having shitty bosses and co-workers who hate working there so much they don't even want to be bothered with recognizing each other's existence. It's the essence of autism.
     
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    Yeah, somepeople bitch for bullshit, I heard once in some Wendy's in nyc ,someone found a dead rat on their chili, that's something to complain for.
     
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    If it were before 1906 (i.e. prior to the Pure Food and Drug Act), the restaurant would've ground up the dead rat and served it to the customers.
     
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    You forgot about the customers.
     
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    That's true, I was wiping tables one time and this guy was with his girlfriend/slutbag or whatever. And he's like "come on let's get away from this faggot" and they left. Seriously, I wasn't even there for five seconds and these two looked like meth addicts. I'm glad I left that job- I still have nightmares about working at that place.
     
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    i don't blame them for wanting to get away from you... you ARE a faggot, after all
     
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    Looks like they'll be introducing a "no pot pipe" policy at Burger King from now on. "Employment rates will fall drastically, experts say."
     
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    Yes but this was before I met you guys :lol:
     
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    At first I thought you said "pot pie", even KFC kids' meals don't come with those.

    Most of the people who work in fast-food places in Michigan are niggers, so be glad they didn't find whoonga or jenkem in their kids' meal.