Pot growing fridge.

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  1. Call me Tim

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    If you can't grow pot, you have bigger problems.
     
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    i want to grow magic mushrooms but im too fucking lazy and apathetic to take care of anything. even fungus.
     
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    Bwahahaha....not just 3.000$ upfront, but 40$ every recharge of the system plus around 30$ more in electricity bill, which is good for 1 plant only with a target yield of 120 gr in 3-4 months

    The Ipod of hippies

    Also...You can use your own nutrients but you would need to dose them manually. The reason is certain nutrients will either clog up the tubing (if using organic) or ruin the pumps (if using mineral).

    lolwut

    And in the pic, excuse me but O2 enrichment?
     
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  4. CallMeMaggot

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    You just have to pay attention for a couple hours, the rest is automatic

    I think I must have been one of the first spaniards to grow shrooms at home, back around ...94? it's quite easy, believe me
     
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    Can't hippies huff jenkem? Or would that be classified as 'cultural appropriation'?
     
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    When you liberalise the market in an area full of retards such as those who use drugs recreationally (including pot, alcohol, tobacco, etc) you get stuff like this where resources are wasted on developing products that don't really serve mankind as a whole all that much. Although perhaps this particular device could help in developing hydroponic technology so there's that.

    That's the prototype. Mass produced would cost a lot less.
     
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    This new cultivator puts a new twist on 'chilling out' somewhat literally :baked:
     
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    For $3,000 you could get enough HPS lights and ballasts to light a couple of warehouses.
    Or 3,000 burgers which probably equals for 3,000 druggie whale blowjobs in LA.
     
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    recreational drug use absolutely benefits mankind via art and invention.

    well, for some. a lot of people are useless feeders but thats the rule not the exception.

    look how much of history came about because people were terrified of masturbation.

    now reverse that fear and look at the marvels of modern technology via the catalyst of porn.
     
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    He combined a grow box with a smart refrigerator. How is this news
     
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    Well, for my part, I'm amazed with the news about their nerve

    Oh, and btw...the supposedly ultra-mega led lightningh system of the box eats 200w, and their target harvest weight is 120 gr...with 200 w of DIY led light I get almost twice as much, of dry, cured and manicured tight upper bud, and I'm not a master grower nor anything...lol, losers
     
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    And? Lightning is just a little part of the cost of growing weed

    For 3.000$ you can also fill those wharehouses with coco choir... same result

    With the mad price of quality "medicinal" bud there at USA, even at 3.000$ you can amortize it in less than a year...and at a reasonable price of...let's say 500 bucks...in a couple months...
     
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    Serving mankind? The fuck do you know? Don't you identify as otherkin blubber?
     
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    So?

    You're subhuman filth that's not worth of my time. You're also projecting.
     
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    Go back to the 1920's you teetoling cunt nobody wants you here
     
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    Sadly, I bet you he makes a million dollars by the end of the year.
     
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    I'm gonna go buy a bunch of recycling bins set up some mylar and lights in it and sell them at 2000 a piece
     
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    Good to know we have some gardeners here. Now that weed is legal in Mass I am buying a trailer home to grow in and will have some questions most likely.
     
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    Then?

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    I dont think that thing will be much cheaper after the prototyping phase.
    I also dont understand how such stuff can sell, damnit it you are growing a quite sturdy plant. Just use earth, fertilizer, water and sunlight, it practically grows by itself. Tested concept, worked for Millions of years.

    If shit like that finds a buyer i think I should finally go through with my idea and start www.cuckster.com for couples who search for a new way to spice up their life.
     
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    Drugs perform the function of eugenics without requiring expensive governmental programs such as operation T4, they weed out the retards that just take stuff without doing any research. Going to Erowid and reading is fucking easy, do we really want lazy morons who just want to get high without understanding anything about the drugs that they eat to live.
     
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    If you too stupid to learn to do things on your own you will pay thousands for a box that does what you could have done for under $100 of used hardware bought off e-bay. Learn DIY hardware hacking if you want to do awesome stuff for little money.
     
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    drugs are like anything else. you can retard yourself to death with them.

    i dont see that analogy being more relevant to drugs than anything else.

    however they do make a great muse for the already creative types.

    ive been doing drugs more than usual lately, which from "not at all"
    is not as much as you might be thinking.. but its definitely reignited my
    desire to make artwork and work on projects.
     
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    Ask Maggot, he's clearly the biggest bioterrorist and chromosome loosener.
    Lol, so the ducts and tubes are irreplaceable? Imagine the smell, after about a year of use.. old boeings and airbuses have the same problem.. the waste disposal system is only being cleaned chemically, so after some 20-30 years, the whole plane slightly reeks of piss.. :awesome: And the plant nutritients are... heh, i don't think i need to go on.
     
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