Posters That Matter on EDF

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Patroclus Rex, Dec 4, 2011.

  1. Patroclus Rex

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    I have spent the last few weeks lovingly handcrafting beautiful personal gifts for all the posters that matter on EDF. I shipped them all off a while ago, and they all should've arrived by now. If you got one, it means you're part of the exclusive EDF Elite! Did you get one?

    You didn't.
     
  2. Atomic_Joe

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    Joevahkiin

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    I got tea and crumpets delivered to my home by a little man in a tuxedo.

    I didn't know you cared!
     
  3. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Girlvinyl

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    Patroclus, I really didn't appreciate the nude photos of Needsmoarsyrup you sent me.
     
  4. Seku

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    I got a used condom. And herpes.

    Fuck you.
     
  5. Negi Springfield

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    I'm taking megarips off this bong I got.

    Thanks ^_^
     
  6. Dr. Rice

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    Girlvinyl

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    This thread is full of liars
     
  7. scumhook

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    I received an updated restraining order.
     
  8. Meepsheep

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    A little brown boy to shine my shoes!

    How thoughtful!
     
  9. Patroclus Rex

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    He made you tea and crumpets? That mail order rent boy site is classier than I thought!
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    Somebody fired several shots at my home! WTF?
     
  11. Atomic_Joe

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    Shit was quality.

    THANK YOU, DOCTOR!
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  12. scumhook

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    Your surname's not "Gatto" or "Molloy" is it?
     
  13. Voodeuxfy

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    My posts are convoluted with so much alcohol, users get a contact high from just reading them.
     
  14. Immortal_Cake

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    Noice

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    A way to be thoughtful, you jackass.
     
  15. Voodeuxfy

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    I got your package mixed up with the one my grandmother sent me for my upcoming birthday. I thought you sent the AA brochure, instead of the Bible.
     
  16. beefrave

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    Intergalactic Internets Services LLC

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    i got fifteen jews in a crate marked do not open till xmas thanks pat.
     
  17. Tom

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    Ultra Furry

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    I got a box filled with bara/furry dōjinshi! Thanks you fucking ponyfag!
     
  18. Lloyd

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    I got an envelope full of Anthrax spores, but I don't matter on EDF. So WHO WAS MAIL?
     
  19. Lucky

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    PATTY STOP BUYING ME USED DILDOS.
     
  20. Sublime

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    Everyone's Favorite Evil Bitch

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    I got a box of cookies. I wonder if I should eat them.... Risky.
     
  21. hkh

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    i got a dead hairy black man shoved in a cardboard box....

    1282372534703.
     
  22. Weezus Christ

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    I got spam
     
  23. Tai Le Ree

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    I got a shota in a box wearing cat ears and a cat tail toy shoved up his ass.
    Thank you :3
     
  24. Baya Rae 4900

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    Why would there even be a market for such a thing? Actually, I don't want to know.
     
  25. molb*

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    I got the joke.
     
  26. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    I don't receive mail anymore,now that i had cemented my mailbox shut.
    If you did send me anything i appreciate the sentiment.
     
  27. h0xnbl0w

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    I got a used fleshlight. Thanks, now I can extract the sperm and create a clone of you.
     
  28. Baya Rae 4900

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    Why? You wanna by some Ex, brah?
     
  29. Khanzer

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    EDF official mascot

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    I get a new computer.
     
  30. Patroclus Rex

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    Fine, I'll let you keep wasting your own money on used dildos.

    Good luck, it's not my sperm.