post your triumphs

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  1. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    im swimming in pussy, apart from my first gf, shes probably dead, I got her addicted and then dumped her for the lulz

    Oh and the one I have a daughter with, she doesn't want my penis anymore, after the monster of a kid that she ended up with

    Now I just go between the same couple of girls as I please, because I've completely destroyed them mentally to the point that they'll always come crawling back at my word
     
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  3. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    You're just jealous
     
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    Late 2010, I snogged a deputy sherriff's wife in Woodstock, Georgia.

    The triumph comes 9 months later. Now, I can't be sure, I don't know genetics, but her and her husband are both brown eyed with dark auburn hair and fairly compact in stature. They had a big ass baby with platinum blond hair and bright blue eyes, like mine. I came face to face with the little gremlin in 2011 and the little bastard was a spitting image of my baby picture.

    And I didn't say a fucking WORD. That guy was a total dickhead and his wife was a total cunt to me years prior. It's the ultimate revenge.

    ...allegedly. But I'll take every win I can get.
     
  5. ilovejesus69

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    My greatest triumph is that I have more triumphs I shouldn't talk about than ones that I should.
     
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    My greatest triumph is clicking "OP is a faggot" in this thread.
     
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    Damn fine triumph, dad!
     
  8. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    The best thing to do is bring it up in conversation that it looks suspiciously like you, then say that you're just joking.

    You'll be in the clear but from that moment on he'll suspect her of cheating
     
  9. Baya Rae 4900

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    Does this trashy whore know about DNA testing?
     
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    C'mon, man... it's the Southern states of America. These are the type of people that gorillas in the Congo would accept into their clans. They're morons.
     
  11. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    if I could like this multiple times I would.
     
  12. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Everyone says that georgia doesn't represent the south, but people from kentucky and alabama are pretty much the same
     
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    Dude, old women in third world nations know about DNA testing.
     
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    I live in the south and I can promise you there are a lot of dipshits down here who either don't know about DNA testing or think it would cost tens of thousands of dollars.
     
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    My greatest triumph is creating this sock account months before creating my main account and becoming a mod.
     
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    Oh, I know...but the women in first world trailer parks know very little outside the realm of Kim Kardashian.
     
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    True or when you speak of DNA people assume you are referring to the energy drink.
     
  19. MrGask

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    Not really my greatest, but it was fun.

    Several years ago, some junky owed my cousin a couple hundred dollars, so I got to bash him. That beating is the only evidence I need of why facial piercings are a bad idea.