post your illnesses

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  1. Mussie

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    post here all your gross illnesses/diseases (cancer/aids/homosexual etc.etc.)

    lets get this started
     
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    Weeaboo and an off and on apologist for various cults like Roman Catholicism and African voodooesque cults like Santería/Macumba/Candomblé.

    I sort of have assperger's or some stuff that I heard from a liberal/jew/communist/psychotherapist-psychiatrist Xenu puppet master.
     
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    Cmd chronic masturbation syndrome with a touch of generalized anxiety disorder.
     
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    My finger got an infection from a splinter, a couple weeks after dealing with that I started coughing a whole bunch. Now it's only when I wake up and should go to sleep.
    Also an internet test said I might be a schizoid.
     
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    The only thing I'm sick of: is seeing my homeland flooded by non-whites.

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  24. Mussie

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    As for me..
    I had something in my leg when I was about 5-6, can't remember the name of it.. But it went good, if it went bad I would be sitting in a wheel chair.
    and I am far sighted.
     
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    Seems to me like all the posters here are suffering from a dual case of faggotry and virginity, with some isolated black person.
     
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    also Aids.
     
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    Yeah, I'm shocked no one mentioned this one.
     
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    Ahseyo mentioned AIDS.
     
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    I have a deviated septum that has been operated, but I still need a corticosteroid spray to comfortably breath in the summer. I also have migraine attacks very rarely, complete with some of those weird aura effects where I start feeling tingles on one side of my body and aphasia (unable to speak properly even though I know what to say). Then I get a couple of hours of severe headache and then I puke my guts out. I'm very glad that I only get like one migraine attack in 2 years.
     
  30. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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