Post your first time Gay Sexperiance....First time Gay Stories here.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by umkemesik, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. umkemesik

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    You clicked on the link didn't you? Congratulations, you're a sick fuck.

    But you have one shot of redeeming yourself shit stain.

    Post the first time you went on ED and/or EDF. What drove you to be associated with the rest of the fags here? Were you drawn in with false hope of self gratification? Did you need to fulfill your emotional needs? Or are you just a faggot like this guy.

    I'll go first. I was playing the wii for the first time since 2009. Now what fucking game would draw me back to the Gamecube 2?

    Zelda SS of course. I was looking for reviews for this shitpiece when I bumped into an ED article.

    I ROFL for days. It said exactly what I was thinking. The plots are exactly the fucking same every game. Grab three items, you end up helping the badguy, defeat bad guy, grab three other items, fight badguy again, fight real boss.

    Pleased with this review, I decided to lurk moar. I was not disappointed.

    I found out about EDF recently when looking for necropost posters and found @CallMeMaggot 's posters.

    So, post your first time experience and/or how you got associated with ED/EDF.
     
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    I shave my perineum, I feel that is pretty gay but I do it anyway.

    I found out about ED about 5 years ago from someone who'd quote articles on the internet medium I used a lot: anime chatango.
     
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    I honestly don't even remember my first time on ED. I remember that it instantly became my favorite site and I instantly knew I couldn't tell anyone I knew about it, as they would not get it. Then Sherrod went full retard the day I was on disability for a week. It seriously ruined my whole week. It wasn't until a couple weeks later that I found .ch.
     
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    I'm not going to lie... I was curious about what was really in this thread because people usually makes irrelevant titles, when the topic is completely irrelevant.
     
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    Well I was surfing the web being a self hating furfaggot (well at the time deeply closeted ),and found a forum full of them . Made annoying anti furry rants ,and got banned every other Thursday for sassing mods,and regular shitposting . Then one day my week ban was lifted ,and ED/EDF wasnt there . Instead I found OhI ,and was saddened ,but then one day whilst searching for raids,and faggotry on one of the *chans I heard the news that ED2 ,and EDF2 had been erected ,and well here I am.
     
  6. CallMeMaggot

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    vat? Elaborate, plx

    Anyways, my first little contribution/edit to Ed was a couple of years ago, maybe three, tho I was a long time lurker of the site.

    A bit later, I tried to join the forums, but the prevailing faggotry discouraged me of further participation, after a dozen or so post
    I don't even remember my nick back then...

    Later, after the Sherrod fail, and subsequent rage, I saw that the forums were starting from scratch again, pretty trimed, found them way more pleasing, and so started posting regularly.

    The second death, on June 2011, almost caused my waiving, it was a little disheartening to see all the post go to the Void, but I though maybe the third time would be the charm. And here I'm since then.

    Isn't it an edifying tale of overcoming the odds?

    martian.
     
  7. umkemesik

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    lol, don't remember your own handy work:

    http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.ch/threads/official-thread-of-the-necroposting-week.6610/
     
  8. CallMeMaggot

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    kk. Would you divulge which ones? I didn't want to bring the link back up - I plan to necropost on that thread in the future.
     
  10. CallMeMaggot

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    The Skeletor one is the only OC there
     
  11. umkemesik

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    I'm going to use mum-ra from Thundercats with the tag line: "Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed thread..." I'll save it for later use. Should have some lulz if used correctly.
     
  12. CallMeMaggot

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    Rise from Your grave little Sister
    Rise Rise Rise My friends Rise



    Spiriiiiits rising from their grave

    I still listen to KD from time to time, lol, truly a classic
     
  13. umkemesik

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    That video is relevant to my interests.
     
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    I was only active in 2 articles .
    1. Tea party
    2. God of Unicorns
    I helped the editor get lulz for the articles ,but other than that I massively fail at wiki .
     
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  16. umkemesik

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    Uhmm....Is that how you got to EDF or is that your first gay experience? Both of them are plausible in this situation.

    By the way, for an Israeli your Engrish is good. did you learn at a young age or are you just an old fag. And I heard that Israel has wonderful beaches.
     
  17. oddguy

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    I watched too much TV as a child and could speak English fluently by second grade.
    Our beaches are disgusting.
    Never go here.
    There is nothing to see.
     
  18. umkemesik

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    Michael Medved lied....I heard though that Coral Reef Beach, Banana Beach, and Beit Yannai Beach are pretty good though.
     
  19. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    AT&T blocked 4chan, and a thread about it came up on G4 forums. Left that shithole and came to the promised land.
     
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  21. umkemesik

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    kk. Well i got AT&T and 4 chan is not blocked. Probably will switch back to Comcast, the internet is a lot faster. I used to work for them so I got the shit for free. But it's expensive, that's why I went to AT&T. But I am disappointed with their service.
     
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    Coral reef is close to where i am i think... too much tourists in my opinion.
    Banana beach is a big party beach... they do nice stuff there sometimes.
    Never been to beit yannai.
     
  23. umkemesik

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    It's funny, Israel is really a small place, you would thing you'd see it all by now. But it's the same with me, haven't been to any tourist traps in Chicago, the Beach maybe 5 times.
     
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    I just don't go out much.
    Hell,I might have even been there and not known/cared where I am.
     
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    The first time I heard/read about ED was around 3 years ago, on the forums of a now defunct shock site (b0g.org). The place itself didn't have a lot of activity going on anymore, but someone linked one article (I think it was the Nigger Manual one); said site also kept going offline for weeks, so I spent more time reading ED. Never got interested on the forums until the .ch rebirth happened though.
     
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    What does this have to do with gay experiences ?
     
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    That's your part.
     
  28. oddguy

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    ):

    Just because you are too dumb to read the title all the way to the end doesn't mean you have to take it out on me.
     
  29. CallMeMaggot

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    Let me WK a bit, sis:

    Just because you are too dumb to read the OP all the way to the end, oddy, doesn't mean you have to take it out on anybody


    "But you have one shot of redeeming yourself shit stain.

    Post the first time you went on ED and/or EDF. What drove you to be associated with the rest of the fags here? Were you drawn in with false hope of self gratification?"


    Fail kike, lol..., now u can use ur old trick of "I was being ironic"
     
  30. oddguy

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    Alright,you got me.
    First post was too long.
    I didn't read it.