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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm looking for an article. Its intro is something like "Your pulse begins to race, your palms begin to sweat... you have just been insulted over the internet" and it was a featured article.
     
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    sure why not
     
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    Is it true you died from constipation? If so, what was it like?
     
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    It was like a slithery demon was trying to crawl out of my butt, I was sweating and twitching with pain, occasionally omitting tuneful groans. It went on for a few hours until I finally had sweet release and ejected most of my innards out into that unwashed vegas motel toilet bowl, I slumped over like a fleshy squeezed toothpaste tube and closed my eyes, accepting death's cold embrace. Later on I proceeded to climb back up from hell to the mortal realm, away from the fire, brimstone and malicious red demons all embodied with the face of Robert Goulet. I walked the earth as a fat decaying corpse until eventually I reached a despondent vegas motel room, where I currently sit at a computer typing this message to you right now.
     
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    Looking good, Elvy baby!
     
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    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Albania

    rofl



    Albanians are Illyrians, Vikings, Celts, Ninjas, Samurai, Native Americans, Mayans, Zulu tribes.
    In Albania you can find Pyramids, Atlantis, Titanik, supermassive black holes, flying cars that run on hydogen and goat cheese. Albanians invented oxygen, electricity, gravity.... because Albania is a land of wonders
     
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    I like the part on how to troll Walmart.
     
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    Show her the link to my post so she'll come back out of guilt. ;_; I learnt this trick from the ancient sect known as Jewish Mothers.
     
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    Since someone already posted Snapesnogger, then my 2nd fave of course is

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Texas

    There used to be a longer bit about the questionable existance of "Dallas", as no Dallas resident lives in actual Dallas, but always some suburb or other
     
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    I have an inside source who has revealed that Texas is a crime-infested shithole. Your thoughts?
     
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    Are you looking for me to deny it? Because ethically, I can't.
     
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    No, no, no. I want you to share your stories of this undeniable fact.
     
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    I don't have too many. I used to be a bail bondsman (no bounty hunting, just the paperwork/office end). Most of our clients were in for traffic tickets, small amounts of weed, domestic incidents, and public intoxication.

    However my cemetery hobby led me to start tallying TX murder victims as a tangent. Another friend of mine in the hobby who combs the public death certificates to supplement cemetery lists will send me murder vic names as he comes across them - the murder rate seems to have been steadily increasing since about 1975. Heavy years are '77, '78, '82, '84, and '85. (They recently released a new batch to public record. I think they are available through '86 now.)



    am I disappoint? Yes.
    am I surprised? No.
     
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    ...I've actually been giving serious consideration to expanding/rewriting that article. Mostly cause it's all...retarded. I mean, it's like 4Chan got a hold of our old memes and then shit them all up with their special brand of retarded.

    The meme actually started out on various graphic design newsgroups and message boards where actual PROFESSIONAL graphic designers would make spoof work/advertisements, mocking everything from Web 2.0 to "MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER!" and all the other common "No-no" tropes of the graphic design industry...but then at some point I guess the 4Chan kiddies saw what we were doing and felt "left out", so then they went and started making their own...most of which are just molested with incoherent, babbling invectives (and a lot of them aren't even all that creative).